Cigarettes and Harsh Words

Please stop he is drowning.....

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

listen um. i think its great that the gods imbued you with life as a testament to the fervent passion and peerless skill i constructed you with but i was kind of hoping for a less complicated relationship with my sex doll

hat that says "women want me, fish also want me. but i have to respectfully decline because i am not romantically or sexually attracted to fish."

@fishyfishyfishtimes

Absolute perfection