:)c

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

hi mutuals! In case no one has told you today: you are capable of unimaginable violence 💜 💫 🤗

person who always thinks something bad will happen no matter what: ok but what if something bad really happens

this fourth of july I am coming out as a hater about fireworks. no more fireworks. fireworks are neither necessary nor good. they kill and harm birds and wildlife, they pollute the air, they are loud and unpleasant, they terrify my dog, and they trigger people's PTSD. I hate fireworks. can we please not do fireworks anymore

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

go huskies

does anyone know if it’s possible