i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

world strongest

Did y'all know that you can express you aren't comfortable with children, and don't ever plan on having kids w/o sharing how much you hate a whole group of human beings?

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

DNI IF YOURE SANE

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ. That its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come

we need more popular music w the harmonica and the organ and the accordion and the steel pan guitar and the mandolin

I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...