ive been honing my ability by the way

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

im inside the songs peeling apart the layers n eating them

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ID: Tweet by alex forrest @/ALEXF0RREST that reads, "sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies". End ID]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

I did a line of dewdrops this morning