i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

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Did y'all know that you can express you aren't comfortable with children, and don't ever plan on having kids w/o sharing how much you hate a whole group of human beings?

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

DNI IF YOURE SANE

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ. That its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come

we need more popular music w the harmonica and the organ and the accordion and the steel pan guitar and the mandolin