Twilight is back bitches

Just a reminder that Bella and Jacob's fathers are named Billy and Charlie so by the law of Bella making the worst possible decisions her son with Jacob would have been named Barley

I was forced to watch all the twilight movies on new Years (my best friend really wanted us to watch them cause I'd never seen them and they keep claiming I'm uncultured because of that) anyways the way people talk about twilight, even l the really die hard fans, you'd think it was like the worst thing ever, but it's actually just so fun, like, it's bizarre yeah, but really fun. I think there are definitely flaws in it but that's just basically the case for everything. watching the movies had made me realize that I probably would in fact really like to at least read the books once. Anyways I got a copy of twilight for a dollar from a library book sale, so uh wish me luck.

love and light to the dan and phil girlies that was never my bag but i was fully under the impression that they admitted to being in a relationship like multiple years ago. honestly i thought they were married

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

It's always "You're not good for me, Bella" and never "I can't believe I threw you into glass table in a room full of vampires, who even does that?! I'm not a monster I'm a moron, please break up with me"

im sorry i know its so stupid and petty of me and truly based on nothing but a visceral reaction in my own brain but reading the words "reblog for sample size" on any tumblr poll almost automatically guarantees i will do no such thing 😂😂😂 and even if my polls die in obscurity and that could be prevented by myself writing a plea for reblogs, i simply will not write it. it just doesnt vibe right with my soul.

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

need a serotonin hit? go look at your fic’s bookmarks in the statistics tab instead of on the public fic listing. you’re welcome.

It's not fair that Edward is mad at Rosalie at the end of New Moon. She was trying to take one for the team as the only Cullen who wasn't emotionally impacted by the news of Bella's death and rip the band-aid off. What else was she supposed to do? Keep it from him? Have him discover it himself? Make one of her grieving family members do it? How was she supposed to know he'd go kill himself? That's a crazy thing to do! She just wanted to fix her family, she wanted Edward to come home and start grieving with his loved ones, to learn from his fucking mistake and come home.