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Keeping Up with the Cullens - BD Episode 11, pt. 1.
Happy father's day to Marcus, Aro, and Caius. Who are obviously Jane, Alec, Demitri, and Felix's dads.
What's everyone doing for father's day?
To carlisle: can you be my daddy? Not as a father😼😼😼
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No context. Pick one.
Edward's going-to-hell sunglasses
Aro's welcome-to-the-black-parade uniform
Carlisle's baseball scarf
Waylon/Victoria's kiss-me-I'm-Irish shirt
Bella's bowling shirt
Jasper's cowboy boots
Billy's cool hat
Marcus' lack of socks
Esme's purple everything.
Laurent's orange jacket
Sue's can't-believe-I'm-at-a-vampire-wedding dress
Carlisle turning Edward, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett into vampires was . . .
Compassionate. He was moved to save their lives
Selfish. He was lonely and wanted companions.
Bad. He doomed them to a life he never wanted himself.
Good. He gave them eternal life. He doesn't think they are damned.
Some combination of the above. It's complicated.
Ed and Em were OK because someone else asked him to.
Rosalie was a bad, the others were well-meaning.
Someone has to do the turning-into-vampires part.
Better than the way Aro, Maria, Victoria, Sasha etc created vampires.
I'd let him turn me.
Never thought about it, I'm just here for Edward/Bella tbh.
I don't go here.
Book in which Jacob frustrates you the most?
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Midnight Sun
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
I have never been frustrated by Jacob's behavior or choices
He was fine in the books, the MOVIES however . . .
Bella Poll Edward Poll
Book in which Edward frustrated you the most?
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Midnight Sun
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
I have never been frustrated by Edward's choices or behavior
He was fine in the books, the MOVIES however . . .
Companion Bella poll: HERE
Book in which Bella frustrates you the most?
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Midnight Sun
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner (just to be thorough)
I have never been frustrated by Bella's behavior or choices
She was fine in the books, THE MOVIES however . . .
Don't worry, this isn't a Bella-bashing thing, there will be polls for other characters, too.
It doesn't have to be a dislike thing at all, rather a "GIRL what are you DOING?!" or however you interpret it.
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Keeping Up with the Cullens - BD Episode 10, pt 4.
Who has the worst record?
We're only looking a vegetarians because other vampires wouldn't, like, care.
Edward: raised vegetarian by Carlisle and apparently never had a slip up, but did choose to go on a murder spree for a few years. Only went after rapists and murders though.
Jasper: killed lots of humans and vampires during his time with Maria; tried to kill fewer humans after but struggled with self-control. Does any of it count before he learned about vegetarianism? Has had slip ups and did try to eat Bella fairly recently.
Emmett: raised vegetarian but was apparently hard to control as a newborn being even stronger than average. Exact number unclear but more than Rosalie's 7, and at least two were 'singers.'
Esme: raised vegetarian but has had slip ups. Exact number unclear, but more than Rosalie's 7.
Denali sisters: used to kill their human lovers during/after sex. Started to feel bad about it and became vegetarian. Unclear how many people they killed after going veggie, and up to you if anything before veggie awakening counts or not.
Carmen & Eleazar: lived traditionally for awhile but felt bad, eventually met the sisters and made the switch. How many slip ups post-vegging is unclear.
Worst record?
Edward
Jasper
Emmett
Esme
Denali sisters
Carmen and Eleazar
Someone else?
Who has the best record?
Carlisle: Never killed anyone, but did turn four people into vampires. Unclear if he drank blood when doing so or like, spat it out? Surely at least tasted it? Has been a vampire for centuries.
Rosalie: Never tasted human blood, but did kill seven people. Has been a vampire for decades.
Bella: Never killed anyone, but did drink a lot of donated human blood when she was still human. Has been a vampire for 3.5 months.
Renesmee: Never killed anyone, does drink donated human blood and bites Jacob. 3.5 months old.
Best Record?
Carlisle
Rosalie
Bella
Renesmee
Someone else?
If a cure for vampirism existed, would Esme take it?
No, she enjoys being a vampire
No, she wants to stay immortal to watch over her children
No (some other reason)
Yes, so she and Carlisle can have children
Yes (some other reason)
Eventually. May stay a vampire for a dew decades or centuries first
Depends on what Carlisle wants
Depends on what the family as a whole wants
Other / nuance
I don't go here
Companion Carlisle poll here.
Since we've been talking about it (read all the choices first!):
If a cure for vampirism existed, would Carlisle take it?
No, he enjoys being a vampire
No, doesn't love being a vamp, but he can do more good as immortal doctor
No (some other reason)
Yes, so he and Esme can have children
Yes (some other reason)
Eventually. May stay a vampire for a few decades or centuries more first
Depends on what Esme wants
Depends on what the family as a whole wants
He invented the cure, and would take it
He invented the cure, but wouldn't take it himself
Other / Nuance
I don't go here.
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Keeping Up with the Cullens - BD Episode 10, pt 3.
New episode coming up shortly. Sorry it's been so long. Jacob imprinting on Nessie is just the worst on so many levels so I've been avoiding it, lmao.
