being ineffectual

Shirt that says “I’m not perfect, but I am uniquely adapted to a specific set of environmental conditions”

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

Being a crafty person and making a bunch of things often prompts people to ask "oh wow did you make that?" And like, the short answer is: yes I did, but the long answer is: well, no, the pattern isn't mine, but I did choose and buy the fabric/yarn and sewed it together/crocheted it/knitted it myself. I used a reference for that drawing/painting, I didn't come up with it myself. That ceramic piece was insired by a poem and a painting made by different people. What I'm trying to say is, everything I make requires other people to make their own thing first, and then I get inspired by them to do my own thing. So I can't really call anything truly mine, because really it's just a bunch of inspirations and experiences of others (and me) put together by my hands. Does that answer your question

'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

it's funny seeing people brag about eating their steak rare when i straight up just ask for a box cutter and a live rat to be released in the restaurant