i got so fucking romantic, i apologize

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

prototype jackk has been working tirelessly alongside applebloom, scootaloo, and the other one, to earn his cutie mark

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

why do people fixate on wanting a tall boyfriend. ive seen tall men they look like backrooms

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative