i think i just felt in love

Breaking Things

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

My cutie mark is of me and the interviewer passionately kissing

average Oblivion custom character

hold on let me install it real quick

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

character headcanons stage 1 Woman, character headcanons stage 2 Secret pervert, character headcanons stage 3 Suicidal tendencies