yaoi…anal intercourse… maui zaui

i like pretty much everything about craig i like that hes outright rude to adults but still calls them sir and ma’am i like that he banters with clyde i like his hair and his hat i like that he filmed close up shots of animals with a wide angle lens i like that he looks like his dad when he grows up i like his monotone voice i like that he calls tweek pet names i like that he watches red racer every day i like that he tied butters to the tether ball poll i like that he likes space and flips people off and antagonizes the main four and is always on that damn phone

i know all this stuff stan

tweek stan kyle kenny friendship dynamics are all very funny like tweek will go “what if theres a brain eating amoeba in the lake we should go to the water park instead” and kyle will go ”well im not going to a water park theres piss in those things” and tweek gets upset that now he has to worry about the piss water and kyle gets upset cause tweek reminded him of brain eating amoebas and its a whole situation stans silent cause he really doesn’t want to get between this and kenny tries to break the tension by saying “hey you know i knew a guy who had a brain eating amoeba once. he died.” then towelie shows up and goes “no matter where you choose to have summer fun make sure to bring a towel!” and tweek starts screaming in abject horror

when other people project onto tweek it’s annoying and weird and also objectively wrong but when i do it its actually um not projection because why would he exist if we weren’t essentially the same person with the same thoughts and feelings about stuff essentially and so yeah thats why its actually different when i do it and yeah thats just the way its always been

kymans treat stan the way fujoshis treat women characters they think are getting in the way of their yaoi

its not “cunt park” because they’re women now the show has always BEEN “cunt park” to me i have been participating in “cunt park” this entire time…dont know what you guys thought we were doing

i think maybe u people just ultimately don’t “Get” “It” and i guess i cant blame you like really and truly some people see things clearer than others and no matter how many times i try and explain some people will just never understand. never understand that gollum is literally butters when i ground him from racism and misogyny for a week.

when someone calls cartman eric like okay so we are fundamentally different people but when someone calls butters leo i’m like okay we are from different planets then

an important distinction between butters and cartman is that butters is gay because he hates women but cartman hates women because he’s gay

DO i REALLY ship buttman? no. of course not. but if you were to ask me if i truly shipped butman i’d have to say… well of course

literally no one knows. it’s a mystery.