i’ll take the damage and the goods

how is there work tomorrow i mean how is that possible

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

pheromones aren't real. sweat is just that good.

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

once i get over it i will be over it

can i come over and inhale your scent

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE