feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

#fuck we’ve entered turn based combat (via @philologicalbat)

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this