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whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

102 years since the best event ever

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

my second favorite thing after getting way too high and vulnerable is getting other women way too high and vulnerable

reblog to bap prev with your paw

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

But like genuinely. "humans have an innate need for spirituality" should be pretty transparently a reactionary opinion. It's simply not true and equates something that some people get benefit from with it being a fundamental aspect of being human (and one that is missing it most people today). You gonna start arguing "children *need* fathers or they grow up broken" next?

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

maybe you did do something wrong. maybe you hurt someone. maybe you have said awful things. maybe you were just as bad as them. maybe. but what matters is that you move on. you have to try. you have to wake up and be kinder. you have to learn and listen and grow. maybe you did do something wrong but that doesn't mean you have to keep doing that. as long as you are alive, you can change

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

sex workers should be allowed to kill their clients if they feel like it