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"this has been talked about extensively, you're just 21" haha funny sick twitter burn. but also
the post that its in response to is about how insane it is that some of the most transmisogynistic caricatures of all time are from incredibly popular horror movies. i know we as transfeminists have talked about this extensively. but outside of transfem circles... it really hasn't been talked about? like at all?
most tmes (including way too many trans tmes) will look you dead in the eyes and say "wait, i had no idea that the guy who sings that he's a transvestite from transylvania in a movie made by a guy who hates trans women was actually about his horrible shitty views on trans women!"
or even worse, they'll pretend you're insane for even thinking that their stupid movie could possibly be transphobic. after all, how can it be transphobic if the city's pflag has an event where they play it every Halloween?
it being "talked about extensivel [between us]" doesn't mean "everyone is aware of this"
maybe we should talk about it more, instead of shutting down baby's first transfeminist critique of transmisogynistic pop culture. just a Thotβ’
This Canada day let's celebrate the Hudson's Bay Company once owning 5% of the earth's total landmass now being relegated to a shitty kiosk in select Canadian Tire locations. Good riddance.

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goooooooooooooooooooooooood morning transgenderr!!
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that Iβve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesnβt necessarily sayΒ βElucidate the Raptureβ but it does say something thatβs kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask βhey i think i saw a weird image onceβ and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like βoh yeah thatβs the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop seriesβ and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images youβve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photosetβ¦. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.comβ¦
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than βrandom person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrativeβ - letβs go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
toΒ Immanentize the EschatonΒ means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line ofΒ Robert Anton WilsonΒ andΒ Robert Sheaβs 1975Β The Illuminatus! trilogy: βIt was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.β
in Frederik Pohlβs The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
inΒ Ken Macleod'sΒ The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is βAnother crack at Immanentising the Eschatonβ
Crystal Thierryβs (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
πββοΈ life fuck is your short freinds
Check out this page via the Business and Human Rights Centre
She fled the state from an abusive ex. Went to a state where abortions were legal. Had it performed. Texas puts out a national search over the Flock network. And the state where she fled told Texas where she was.
We live in the absolute worst timeline. Especially now that they're making school busses basically roaming flock cameras.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/your-kids-school-bus-is-about-to-become-a-roaming-surveillance-vehicle
You know, there's this clichΓ© that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

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Let me know when shencomix's egg cracks.
I'm starting the Trans Maquis specifically to kill people who think eggs should be treated like glass sculptures instead of people. Fuck your bullshit, isolating, unhelpful "Prime Directive." Who does it protect, really? Who needs to be "protected" from potential transness? Fuck off.
And fuck your misuse of "woke" too. You stand for ignorance and isolation, not understanding, community, and knowledge. And you sound like a republican.
can we leave that whole roman concept of penetration making you lesser in the past please
when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
AppleTV needs to knock this shit off.
@this-is-ableism
this is ableism.
CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

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canada needs to legalize polyamorous marriage for the sake of the montreal victoire offensive line