Xey're Xem!

they torment me because im sweet and kind

i am once again rapidly oscillating between being the most lovesick person on the face of the planet and romance repulsed to the point of nausea

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

if anyone could get rid of my accounting teacher that would be awesome. ok thank you

on it, boss

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

if you can’t ignore isolate ibuprofen there’s always avoid abhor algebra

what does algebra have to do with the price of tea in china???

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

@macks-multiverse-of-madness @tuekytail do you relate to this. very important question

yes especially when i have shoes on because all the rooms between the garage and front doors are like. wood or vinyl or linoleum or some shit like that, but the stairs and the entirety of the upstairs (aside from the restrooms) are carpeted so not only do i have to go up the stairs but i also must take off and put on my kicks

Oh man yeah, I hate having to take off and put on shoes over and over. It gets tiring quick

yeah fr you get it

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

@macks-multiverse-of-madness @tuekytail do you relate to this. very important question

yes especially when i have shoes on because all the rooms between the garage and front doors are like. wood or vinyl or linoleum or some shit like that, but the stairs and the entirety of the upstairs (aside from the restrooms) are carpeted so not only do i have to go up the stairs but i also must take off and put on my kicks

Oh man yeah, I hate having to take off and put on shoes over and over. It gets tiring quick

yeah fr you get it

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

@macks-multiverse-of-madness @tuekytail do you relate to this. very important question

yes especially when i have shoes on because all the rooms between the garage and front doors are like. wood or vinyl or linoleum or some shit like that, but the stairs and the entirety of the upstairs (aside from the restrooms) are carpeted so not only do i have to go up the stairs but i also must take off and put on my kicks

I just scared @tuekytail so bad he threw his phone across our house and it fell into the foyer (we were upstairs)

I just get nervous sometimes…

Eats phone from off the floor and runs

what do these colours mean???

what colors??

it's a reference i'm js saying ion get what's being said

I hate when people say shit like "I was obviously in love with you, don't you see when I did z, y and z for you" when the other person thinks they were just friends. As if to say they wouldn't put the same effort into their platonic relationships. Cause this couldn't be me. I take my friendships very seriously. You have the flu? I'll be over in an hour with herbal tea. You just broke up with you partner? No need to sulk, let's go on a adventure day or a spa. You have very little free time to hang out? I'll purposefully keep my schedule free on the days when we can go out so we can see each other. I don't understand people who treat others well just because they like them romantically, because for me being a good friend is one of the most important things I can be

I just scared @tuekytail so bad he threw his phone across our house and it fell into the foyer (we were upstairs)

I just get nervous sometimes…

Eats phone from off the floor and runs

what do these colours mean???

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

No joke I just walk back and forth for like 5+hrs a day thats what I'm doing when I talk to yall

i walk around my subdivision and tum my blr we are on different sides of the same boat

swimming hard as fuck in the pool

MOOD RUINED BY SOMEONE’S MOM. THANKS BITCH 😑

FAHHH