hopefully not alex

alex. any pronouns. strawpage if you want to know more. no dni i guess

i mostly just yap about random stuff nobody cares about :D

the faucets are off.

the inanimate objects are not conspiring together to kill you.

numbers do not have any moral weight (therefore doing something six times isn’t Evil and you do not need to do it two more times to get it to eight because eight is a multiple of four and four is Good).

a slight change in tone does not mean they think you’re annoying and want you to die alone and afraid.

not reblogging this one post won’t make everything die.

the action you took was not morally incorrect and you do not have to fix it in some way.

you are too obsessed with balance. leave it alone.

stating something won’t immediately cause said thing to happen. “be careful what you wish for” is only true for movies and books.

you do not need to reword this post or that sentence or the other text because the balance is off. the balance is alright. you will not be struck down if you keep the wording the same.

correlation does not imply causation (doing an act you perceive as Good and not having the Bad thing happen afterwards does not mean that the act caused the bad thing to not occur).

and if anything like the above happened, it was a coincidence.

guess who!! :)