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how did my intro post cease to exist again

alex. any pronouns. strawpage if you want to know more. no dni i guess

i mostly just yap about random stuff nobody cares about :D

#maybe it’s because i keep messing with the time thing on the post #probably shouldn’t have set it to 1 BC but whatever #anyways!#alex can't shut up #alex needs to get a j*b #forgot my j*b application #intro post #what am i doing

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

#hello Guys #smiles

this is fake

#alex can’t shut up

afterdarkafternight

height reveal i’m six foot thirteen trust me on this one

wkoahduje

bros like 2 centimeters tall

afterdarkafternight

six foot FOURteen actually

gingik

Noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns

rikki-the-burgerking

he/him -> she/him -> i'm/in

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afterdarkafternight

normalize ending every conversation with "ignore everything i just said because i'm making all of it up i mean None of it forget i existed thanks"

#lemony snicket #< i'm honored

constantly oscillating between "what am i even doing with my life i will never amount to anything i should literally just disappear" and "screw all of you i will learn everything all at once i will complete fifty projects i will replace your father i will"

THANKZ FOR SPAMMMM

YOU'RE WELCOME AJHDJKSJHDSJA :DDD

#br*tish #forgot my j*b application

I DIDNT LOOK AT MY NOTES FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AN CAME BACK TO SEE 59 NOTES 😨😨

Thankk uu for the spam :33

you're welcome music broduction !! thank you as well :D

#there are better bro variants i'm sure #brioche #forgot my j*b application

SHIT I HAVE TO RESPAM U BACK BUT I CANT SCROLL THAT FAR I'VE ALREADY LIKED SO MANY OF YOUR POSTS LMAOOO

IN CNA STILL HEARB YOU SAYYYIIIIGN YOU MUST NEVER BREAK THE CHAAAAAINDJHFDJSAK

#it's okay man you don't have to /gen #dottie tag #forgot my j*b application

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UR TOO GOOD FOR ME TY FOR THE SPAM

btw i'm too lazy to text you. when's the next family reunion i'm kinda bored lol

GAHJKSFGHWJ YOU'RE WELCOME TAHNJ YIU TOO SJCDSGAH i have no idea man

#dottie tag #forgot my j*b application

gay!

incorrect!

#dottie tag #forgot my j*b application #wait the chain is playing i have to lock in

@niitroglycerin is bald irl by the way

#for legal purposes this is a joke #you didn't read the tags

valtsv

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

valtsv

you will be entombed with me when i die until our bones are intermingled indistinguishably as dust

ASHSHSHSHSHHSAHHHHHHH

screams into void

ASHSHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAASHDAOSDFGDHIASDJKWD WSIAMYOURFATHERHSJKDHFDJSKLDKJHF

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Ur gay

hehe

i'm the straightest person alive actually

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