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I FORGOT I WAS CANONICALLY EVIL I'M CRYING

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got to do a dissection of a cow eye today.

it was a really eye-opening experience.

#officalverse #offical blog #offical post #jokes #dissection

jokes-offical

Why did the old man fall down the well

cause he couldn't see that well!!!

#will make a great addition to my sacrifice pit- i mean what.#<- surely you were 𝓳𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 right there

Why did the old man fall down the well

cause he couldn't see that well!!!

Why don't haunted houses like queer people?

Cause they're the home of phobia!

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pukicho

FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

jokes-offical

i don't think you OR this banana are PEELING very well today

#get it #feeling. peeling.#fuck you i'm funny

trouble pronouncing words about sex call that shit eroticism

#officalverse #offical blog #offical post #based on rhotacism idk what that word actually means

tuekytail

daily reminder not to throw rocks at me

mildlyannoyingtheaterkid

too bad, you won the lottery get over here *Grabs cartoonishly large bolder and indiana jones style chucks it at you*

jokes-offical

OH I FINALLY GET THE JOKE THIS IS FUNNY

top five horror movies

1 no time to goon

2 too tired to goon

3 getting caught gooning

4 your hands/dih fall off so you can never goon

5 broke the bong/hookah

4 mom finding the piss drawer

2 forgetting how to count

3 the feeling of deja Vu

1 getting misgendered

i dont like it when people rub my stomach… it rubs me the wrong way

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satan-offical

DON'T REMOVE THE F IN THE WORD SHIFT 😈🥶🔥😈🥶😈🔥🥶🔥😈🥶🔥😈🔥🥶

CALM DOWN WOKE SNOWFLAKES ‼️‼️ IT'S CALLED DARK HUMOR 🥶🔥😈🥶🔥🥶😈🔥

jokes-offical

calm down, dark humor, they're called WOKE SNOWFLAKES‼️‼️

drumsticks-offical

idk why but in my head you have a new jersey accent

Alas I am not from New Jersey but I do have my state’s accent (I drop my t’s when I talk)

I feel like you have a New Hampshire accent

jokes-offical

*(I drop my 's when i alk)

What's ur favorite joke

probably the variants of white boy shocks chinese restaurant by speaking perfect chinese

#and the response WHITE BOY YOUR CHINESE ISNT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK IT IS is funny too

macks-multiverse-of-madness

I just scared @tuekytail so bad he threw his phone across our house and it fell into the foyer (we were upstairs)

jokes-offical

I just get nervous sometimes…

satan-offical

MY CHAINSAW MAN VOLUME SEVEN COMES IN MARCH I'M SO HAPPY!! I HAVE VOLUMES 8-10 AND NOT FUCKING SEVEN OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST ARRIVE ALREADY

satan-offical

IT'S IN FUCKING GERMAN

france-the-third

learn german

satan-offical

I don't want to learn German, I want to read chainsaw man volume 7.

jokes-offical

maybe learn english if you don't want 2 learn german? it's not ideal but they're kind of similar languages

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