CRASH CYMBAL!

The person who invented signing casts was really cooking with that

“Just use ai!” No I think I’ll just harass that one senior in my section until they gives me an answer they seem to know everything

Today at camp I almost got hit with an arrow

Idk why but everyone my age and maybe a bit younger is like “oh Im so good with kids!” Like okay sure you played with a four year old for twenty minutes while their parents were sitting fourteen feet away I wanna see you attempt to teach a kid ballet while they’re screaming at you for no reason or explain how to shoot archery to a preschooler. you’re playing checkers and I’m planning nuclear warfare

Wait low-key Im like niche indie blogger girl if you really think about it

I yearn for a black mini skirt