fox/drew

Vampire Shane who won’t drink human blood for ethical reasons & human Ilya who is like oh my god Hollander you’re so boring 🙄 you should just feed from me I’m literally giving you permission. Shane is like Ilya I can literally hear the blood rushing to your penis when you say that

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

He couldn't have been clearer.

online fandom is so fun because we’ll be talking about very serious character moments and analyzing them and stuff and there will be a lull in the discussion and someone will be like “and then they fuck about it” and then we’re all like yeah and then they fuck about it

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

The concept of a swear jar except instead it’s a jar that Renee has labeled “Maybe I like him” and she gave to Andrew to pop a quarter in every time Neil did or said anything he found even remotely hot or attractive or interesting (esp through TFC-TRK) and let’s just say that Andrew had to start lying early on A) to not fill the jar so fast and B) to not embarrass himself

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up