June-Bug

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

The average amount of Rumpelstilskin retellings in a given folk inspired novel is actually pretty low, Spinning Silver Georg that was written by my queen Naomi Novik and contains four retellings of the narrative is an outlayer and should not have been counted.

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

I hope they’re having a nice life

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day