therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

The best friend character whose only personality is being supportive of the protagonist. she has no problems of her own. no ambitions. no storyline. she exists only to ask "are you okay" and say "you deserve better" and show up with snacks during the sad montage. she is a human mood board for the main character's emotional journey and then the book ends and we know nothing about her life. who is she. what does she want. does she ever have a bad day. i need her to have ONE bad day. for me.

nice dick as always bro

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.