This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead

sorry it's objectively funny that shane shows up to tampa in his bridal linen white miami vice suit and ilya is at the bar in, yes, his tommy bahama button up but also his adidas jack off shorts and matching slides