dork central

You cannot let the OC consume you entirely otherwise you will find yourself reading posts that are like “tbh i do prefer winter to summer” and saying shit like “this is literally the suicidal pervert”

My dream job? Shakespearean fool

Random guy. Possibly nuts. Not in charge of anything. Running around in minxy little outfits, saying whatever wild shit he wants. Spitting some truths. Psychologically tormenting the protagonist. Someday a maudlin little twink holds up his bones and says something iconic

guy who has sex and then starts reading about sex on wikipedia

‘i don’t care’ - the carer

i love when characters are liars. i love when they're vain. i love when they don't know how to communicate, or simply refuse to. i love when they cause problems for themselves and also other people that could've easily been avoided. i love when they're too stubborn for their own good and end up making things worse. i love when they're consumed by guilt and grief. i love when they want to die

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

it's a tragedy i couldn't find this post in time for international women's day. happy belated women's day to this guy.