ain soph hours

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized