such a night exciting hijacking

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Mutual who loses a leg to a bear trap, then their other leg to a bear trap, then the first leg to another bear trap (the first time it was only amputated below the knee) and you keep expecting the fourth accident to happen any day but it never, ever comes

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight