Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

Image description: over an image of a grassy coastline and a blue sky with a few clouds is the words "There is enough if we share" in all caps.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

children’s book authors do this also

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into