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i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

i am! out of the way gay boy!

GIVE 👏HIM 👏 A👏 RAISE👏

its fucked up friday

cry baby friday. if you see this be kind

i see your Friends to Lovers trope and raise you Lovers Back to Friends. because healthy, amicable breakups are good and sometimes your ex can still be your good buddy

you wild for thinking anyone on this website has ever broken up without also destroying no less than three friend groups and generating six callout posts in the process

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

I aspire to read a bitch this thoroughly

YAS MUVA!!

every 30 something white guy on youtube who Explains pop culture things for a living has the same exact voice and i am so tired of it. if i have to hear one more man say “so without further ado, let’s dive in” in the same exact slightly robotic cadence and tone as every other movie review / music critic / tv show theorist out there i will go mcfreaking bananas split

‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money

did you mean like… in her life