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image: digital illustration of a shrimp designed to look as if made of shiny metal plate. end ID.

I like Linux.

The Linux users on this site will reblog anything that's about Linux.

Yes

Correct

indeed I will

Yep

indeed

that checks out

Ayup

yup

sounds about right

ya

yerp

you got it boss

yeag

girl help my shitpost is getting construed as a nuanced political take

just checked and this doesn't seem to be a thing on windows 10, looks like you only have to worry if you're using windows 11

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

starting a new fuck/marry/kill called aro/crack/attack where you take three characters and decide who you're making aromantic, whose egg you're cracking, and who you're doing grievous bodily harm

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

cute!!

don’t black belt women exist tho

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

Reasons I love X and Y

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

OH LOOK MY FAVORITE POST

I love her

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

See how it’s the white girl doing it to herself, but someone else is doing it to the black girl

[image description start. Two paintings side by side. The first shows a Black woman, forcibly having her natural hair straightened, and her face painted to a white skin tone, while she glares toward the camera with resentment. The second shows a white girl with blonde hair, using a curling iron herself, and painting her face black, with a calm and “innocent” expression. Image description end.]