"Payment's been received. Time to do our jobs boys."

This is how anime characters dance in the end credits after somebody they care about brutally dies

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

he really said 😬

@hockeynerd06

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.