I want to undo the division of day and night.

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

whatever you call that family dynamics thing where they do popsych numerology about the order you and your siblings were born in never made any sense to me because none of them ever talk about the formative experience of 'sibling who is just significantly older enough that it's noticably weird how far behind the other one they always are on every motor skill and indicator of maturity, but nobody ever explicitly says or does anything about it'

The United States of Mass Psychosis

Mushrooms 🪄 Are spellbinding 🍄

something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

something was born in the darkness while no one was watching. +1 something

puppies have long been known for their fantastic ability. but did you know they arent the only creature capable of peeing on the carpet?

enthralls you

spends willpower

hey. don't do that.

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired