Chilimac shit, again

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

Getting too addicted to using my chain lightning orb. I’m not even using it on goblins anymore i’m like out with friends and i start zapping people with chain lightning in olive garden. Sometimes there isn’t even a big crowd it’s just like one or two enemies. It just feels so good to use. I need to pace myself. Go back to the classics. Just magic missiles and fireballs for a bit. I don’t like who i’m becoming

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening

how it feels joining an established friend group

bad news about the new mineshaft in the third depths folks. shit is just chock full of goblins.

don’t see how that’s bad news

bad news for us. im sure you guys are having a wonderful time. can we have the minecarts back. You guys arent even hauling ore with them

hauling goblins. you understand

you are minecart racing.

sorry I’m gonna have to get back to you, got a situation down here. turns out you’re supposed to race carts that are on different tracks

[affectionately] you're one in a million <3 [voice grows serious] that means there are approximately 8,000 more just like you. find them. unite. form an army. you're our only hope

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