Lily Ingersoll

painkiller that has no actual analgesic effect but just makes you an undiscriminating masochist for a little while

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

caffeine lets you move right. alcohol lets you move up and left. weed is a wild card

had a dream where i invented a new currency and i had to market it to every country for adoption with a short slogan. i went for "inspired by the penny" with indonesia and it instantly failed a public vote.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now