Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

RIP Alex Jones

I have no sympathy for Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon in his car and it made a really embarrassing fart noise

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.