Primal Incarnates Brainrot

they have to release me back into the wild but they can't because I imprinted on a mop

sometimes you enjoy a piece of media that is kinda trash and you have to live with it

One of the saddest things in analyzing game design is when you can clearly see the intended play pattern of some player option, but the devs just keep failing to make it any good, so high-level play ends up being done in a completely different, unintended way.

nexus-king salhadaar has been humanely euthanized

ah. a nuanced story that allows for imperfect victims and portrays the confusing and contradictory nature of being human – particularly in a context that explores abuse, harassment and trauma. i wonder what people on the internet make of it... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no

there's a streamer puging M-L'ura in the RWL on god may she succeed and birth the contender for best RWL kill of all-time

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

these are sharking revelations

john-boy