yo

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

Nothing better than some fresh plums and strawberry lemonade ♡ Except maybe #Lesbians #Yep #ImGay

brought nothing to the gun fight, and everyone is really embarrassed for me. they keep trying to hand me a knife or a really big rock but I tell them I am not a charity case and die immediately

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

the word penis is a palindrome however this was actually a lie

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

this and a blunt

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries