Dream

I feel personally attacked. Lol

IT’S CALLED AN AESTHETIC, SUSAN.

I got to the last one like, ah. I know why I've been tagged, lol.

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

my toxic trait as a european is believing i can walk anywhere

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

clicks on you and downloads you as a jpeg and puts you in a zip folder so youre safe and warm btw

Captchalogs you in my sylladex

i don't know what younger person needs to hear this, but it is so valid to not want to drink alcohol at all, or to only want to drink very rarely. don't let others pressure you into joining in with those societal rituals. it is an outrage how normalized drinking alcohol is, to the point that those who choose to abstain are constantly forced to justify their private choices, be publicly questioned about what led to these choices or excluded from activities altogether. you do not ever need to justify your reasons for this. there are absolutely valid and important reasons to not drink, and nobody has a right to know your personal reasonings.

Those am him leafs

#leaf him alone

i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

Y’all ever experience the absolute euphoria of listening to songs that defined your early-to-mid teens and realising you still know all the words?