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Heâs measuring 7lb 9oz today

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
no nuance. which preoccupies you more
worry
regret
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: itâs just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didnât realize, I canât, itâs so much, I, I⌠are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: theyâre⌠magical, strange traveler
was your pet expensive to get?
yes
no
not the most expensive but not the cheapest either
for free
it was a gift
found it outside
traded for something
results

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo weâve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and itâs revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyâd be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I donât know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witchâs Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the Kingâs Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how theyâd be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so hereâs a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. Itâs A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rivalâs kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
really love looking through a bunch of 100+ year old paintings or sculptures by one artist and seeing the same face pop up again and again on different characters. especially when the features are distinctive enough that you know that face must've belonged to a real person, but the model is unnamed and unknown. you were most likely a sex worker who posed on the side for extra cash and the world probably looked down upon you, yet the snowy marble angel on the pedestal wears your face without shame. you are nameless and long dead, but you are ophelia or aphrodite or danaĂŤ, immortal. we never met and yet here you are, locking eyes with me across the garden like an old friend
I was smacked in the face by my face. In a 1780s painting. I had to do a double take because that is *my* face. And I wept for that is how I look to someone who loves me?
it used to be 2007 you know
All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
Iâm paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. â¤ď¸
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is âMartin and Bosco Dayâ. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

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when voting in a poll, are you more likely to...
vote for the option you think should win
vote for the "underdog" option you think will lose
new form of divination: put bread slices under the broiler, open tumblr, scroll until i remember what iâm doing. the condition of the toast is how the day will go
fire deparment
shhh. itâs okay. see? you can scrape the burned bits off and it still tastes just fine. even after a mistake, you still have the power to shape your own destiny. this is the Wisdom of the Toast
so what's the mitch mcconnell obituary* alcohol pairing?
champagne (classic celebration drink)
beer (less splashy; reserve champagne for a bigger name)
kentucky bourbon (honor the state's liberation)
water/soda/results
*at time of posting, his death is not yet confirmed by any major news source
rb for sample size etc
my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb
there are two notes on this post (excluding the third im adding now) and youre both of them so thats actually incorrect
Update.
Good news: Got new *sharp* knife!!
Bad news: Hopital.
oh no. I have an idea if you wanna make it worse:
Me comimg at Scott after about two days of having that knife:

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29 questions. Two axes. Which of 30 AI archetypes are you?
Hell yeah I am
âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
â The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Everyone should be aware of nitter.net
for any address to twitter you can replace the âx.comâ with ânitter.netâ and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.
Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still havenât found one for Facebook.