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theseus: ohhhh-
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theseus, reading a recipe: beat three eggs?
jacob: it means like in hand-to-hand combat
theseus: ohhhh-
newt: both of you, get out of this kitchen

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Happy Birthday To My Soulmate,My Princess,My Wife,The Future Mother To Be. My Everything. Queenie,I Will Always Love You Through Everything @queeniegoldsteinsod
@kyonna-munson question, werenāt you that stupid freak lab experiment? No wonder youāre some dumbass freak. Everyone will hate you including your friends and siblings. Whoās gonna even defend you, no one. Cause youāre nothing but a freak whoās always gonna be alone with no love or siblings or friends.
ā¦. Leave My Sister Out Of This.
Or what? You actually donāt care for her.
I actually do care about my sister. ļæ¼Both Of Them
Sure you do.
I Will Fuck!ng Fight You
Yeah right. You wonāt, youāre sister kyonna is nothing but some psycho freak. She will never be loved.
You donāt know that for a fact soooļæ¼
She is a very caring person she doesnāt deserve your Bullsh!t
No sheās not. Sheās pathetic and horrible š
Awwe you want to fuck?
Never in 1 million years. And you know what I meant Dumbass
Ugh whatever. Still kyonna will never be loved.
@steveharringtonst @jane-elevenhopperbyers @nancywheelerrp @jonathanbyersrp
Leave kyonna alone. Sheās done nothing wrong.. sheās the sweetest person on this planet. She doesnāt need your lies and bullsh*t. So I say shut up, and keep your thoughts to yourself!
Or what freak?
I said. Leave. Her. Alone.
As if, I would listen to some freak.
Iām not a freak.
Kyonna itās honestly the sweetest person Iāve ever met. ļæ¼
Sure she is. Sheās probably faking it! Sheās so fake and pathetic *laughs*
Oi. Don't mess with kyo or you mess with the dragon wolf hybrid
Oh Iām so āscaredā *laughs* why are you defending a freak?
Because 1. She's not a freak.
2. She's an amazing bring.
3rd, final but most important, she's. My. Best. Friend.
Why are you even friends with her? Sheās pathetic.
Too many reasons to count. Also FYI, you're "friends" don't care who you are as a person that just care about your status. You'll know your true friends when you lose everything and they help you anyone other than that is a toxic fake friend who isn't worth having
*rolls her eyes* I have my boyfriend I donāt need some freak friends, and disgusting lgbtq friends either. Pride is disgusting
Would your "bf" still love you if you became an outcast? A looser?
Also former best friend of Steve, now heās friends with the coolest D&D people in the world so your loss. 
Whatever š
Who are you? Carols bf? You seem like the type to ditch a girl after you knock her up
Iām staying with her obviously can this freak like shut up. Honestly..
Oi, watch the tone, and use of that word
Or what? Youāll go back to your momma? *laughs*
..... really? How pathetic are you?
Iām not pathetic you are.
You brought my mom into this dude... she's got tumblr so dose my dad and brother
There's my favorite bubba! :)
Hey Aurie! How Are You?
Itās official Iām not with Jason anymore. Iām with Eddie Munson he makes me happier š
YASSSSSS
I Saw That Coming
Did you?
It was obvious you liked Each Otherļæ¼
I didnāt know I was obvious about my feelings with Eddie
Does anyone know how to stop anxiety attacks from happening? š„ŗš„ŗ
Luc...
ā¦sorry i didnāt tell you.. š„ŗš„ŗ
It's okay I'm just worried why are you anxious?
I⦠I just itās about this big project in school.. and my dad had to make these assumptions.. and I got so anxious of what he would do..
Alexander?
Iām Sure Whatever It Is,It Will Get Better
Iām not sure⦠my father makes me believe everything⦠Iām so naive.. I always think heās honest.. and I donāt wanna bother my siblings about thisā¦
I Could Be A Father Figure-
Really? š„ŗš„ŗ
Well Yeah!

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Does anyone know how to stop anxiety attacks from happening? š„ŗš„ŗ
Luc...
ā¦sorry i didnāt tell you.. š„ŗš„ŗ
It's okay I'm just worried why are you anxious?
I⦠I just itās about this big project in school.. and my dad had to make these assumptions.. and I got so anxious of what he would do..
Alexander?
Iām Sure Whatever It Is,It Will Get Better
Iām not sure⦠my father makes me believe everything⦠Iām so naive.. I always think heās honest.. and I donāt wanna bother my siblings about thisā¦
I Could Be A Father Figure-
I bet @anniepondwilliams will be single forever who would love her I bet her mom doesnāt care about her!
@tasha-multi
Please shut up! No one cares what you think and we arenāt glad your back either! So please leave this innocent child and girl alone. She doesnāt need your crap!
Hmm let me think about it.. no *laughs*
Well Itās Not True. And Iām just gonna leave it at thatļæ¼
Of course itās true her parents arenāt even defending her šš that shows how much they donāt care.
Did you ever think for a minute that her parents are probably not online right now? ļæ¼
Idc, they probably donāt care about her at all.
Stopā¦
@breelabrats @theodorawolf
*growls* LEAVE HER ALONE
No.
Okay, stop saying āher parents donāt care about herā! When clearly her parents love her and are quite busy right now! Could you just leave her alone! She doesnāt need this crap.
No. Only one group is defending her thatās how miserable she is
You Spoke Too Soon. She doesnāt deserve this and clearly you know nothing about having a job, so clearly they donāt have time to be on Tumblr 24/7.
They only care about her out of pity. They donāt really care about her at all. They just pity her cause sheās their daughter a selfish one too. š
And youāre selfish for posting this crapļæ¼
Awe thanks~
That wasnāt a compliment though-
Ok? I donāt care you self-centered brat!
@tinascamander-multi
SELF CENTERED?! YOURE THE MOST SELF CENTERED SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC PERSON ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET! YOUāRE HURTING A TEENAGERS FEELINGS FOR NO REASON CAUSE ITS FUN FOR YOU
EXACTLY!
NO ONE DESERVES YOUR SHIT
Ok, whatever. I donāt care, plus this is fun
Well Boo Hoo. Because itās not fun for any of us. And we donāt care. 
Ok. Not my problem.
Meanie butt..
Thank you. Maybe you should die youāre parents donāt care about you.
ļæ¼ excuse me, if you donāt mind me asking who are your parents? ļæ¼
Amelia pond and Rory Williams
Do they have accounts? ļæ¼
Yes..
You Want Me To Message Them For You?
Plz..
Who said I didnāt care?! I do care! I love my daughter so much Iām going to buy my daughter her favorite snacks to cheer her up right now ā¢^ā¢
I was busy and this happens?! No one hurts my daughter like this. You need to leave her alone before I kick your ass. If that doesnāt work eclipse will personally kick your ass as well.
Ugh. Whatever I bet sheās useless like ecli
Ok, that crossed the line. @aberforthdumbledore-fb @pennyhaywoodhbp @nagini-fb
Ecli isnāt useless! She helped us a lot through dark times! So please leave her and her friends alone! We need do not need your bullcrap. We had enough crap.
Hmmm no. Iāll leave ecli alone but not Annie she deserves it.
FOR WHAT REASON? SHE IS NICE!
To my mom whoās in a coma⦠happy Motherās Day I hope you wake up one day.. if you donāt.. well Iām going to miss you a lot youāre the most caring person and loving⦠youāre my mother and I love you.. I love momma⦠I just hope one day you wake up.. it hurts seeing you in a coma and not waking up.. it hurts not seeing you every time I wake up to see youā¦
Dixie⦠itās gonna be okay sheāll be awake soon..
ā¦.what if she doesnātā¦?
Don't think like that Dixie!
What if she is?!
Then my husband and I will adopt you... and you'll have siblings who love you
š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗreally?
@aberforthdumbledore-fb
Right love?
Heās not currently online. Heās At The Store Grabbing Some Things. ļæ¼
I see well thank you for letting me know
If itās no problem we also offer.ļæ¼
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
*tackles hug crying*
*Hugs*
I missed you! *sniffles*
You Too!
Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!
Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. Heās a goofball friend of mine.
Oh-
I see. Ok.
Mhm I havenāt seen Jacob in 10 years.
Damn
Oh Wow.
Hey Sweetie šš
*confused bean*
So adorable! Best couple ever!
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
*tackles hug crying*
*Hugs*
I missed you! *sniffles*
You Too!
Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!
Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. Heās a goofball friend of mine.
Oh-
I see. Ok.
Mhm I havenāt seen Jacob in 10 years.
Damn
Oh Wow.
Hey Sweetie šš
*confused bean*
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A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
*tackles hug crying*
*Hugs*
I missed you! *sniffles*
You Too!
Eh?! HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!
Childhood friends, we met in kindergarten. Heās a goofball friend of mine.
Oh-
I see. Ok.
Mhm I havenāt seen Jacob in 10 years.
Damn
Oh Wow.
Hey Sweetie šš
Hey Queenie :)
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
*tackles hug crying*
*Hugs*
I missed you! *sniffles*
You Too!
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
*tackles hug crying*
*Hugs*
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�
Jacob?ā¦
A-Annie...?! š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Wait⦠ecli?
Mhm... š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
ECLI!!*tackle hugs* my favorite time traveler!!
*hugs crying* I missed you too!!!!
Itās okay Iām here now ecli, how have you been?
I've been well. I found my family and soulamate.
Really?! Thatās amazingš„ŗš„ŗ
Yeah, I'm getting married in June
Married? To who?!
@pennyhaywoodhbp aka my soulmate
Oooo Iām happy for you! :)
Thanks :)
Annie�

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Theseus Scamander⦠I told you to stop getting older. We have talked about this⦠my brother Jacob is supposed to be the old one. Nah I Kid Happy Birthday Ya Weirdo @scamandertheseus-fb
š¤£š¤£ Oh My Gosh XD
ļæ¼Hale. Iām only older by one yearļæ¼
Ik š
Come November youāre going to be 32. ļæ¼
Lol yeah
Iām already 33. ļæ¼
Well your boyfriend is older than me~ļæ¼
Theseus Scamander⦠I told you to stop getting older. We have talked about this⦠my brother Jacob is supposed to be the old one. Nah I Kid Happy Birthday Ya Weirdo @scamandertheseus-fb
š¤£š¤£ Oh My Gosh XD
ļæ¼Hale. Iām only older by one yearļæ¼
Ik š
Come November youāre going to be 32. ļæ¼