Pepperoni Secrets

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

?

Never thought I'd ever describe a video as "sisyphean" but here we are

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

Ballistic markings are like the “fingerprints” of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these “ballistic fingerprints” to see which gun fired the shot. It’s quite accurate.

Ballistic markings are like the “fingerprints” of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these “ballistic fingerprints” to see which gun fired the shot. It’s quite accurate.

Ballistic markings are like the “fingerprints” of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these “ballistic fingerprints” to see which gun fired the shot. It’s quite accurate.

Ballistic markings are like the “fingerprints” of a gun. The barrel leaves distinctive marks on each bullet it fires. You can examine these “ballistic fingerprints” to see which gun fired the shot. It’s quite accurate.