Pepperoni Secrets

For Memorial Day and the unofficial start of summer, an Andrey Surnov masterpiece seems just so right!

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

you ever meet a guy you just KNOW would get enthralled by the amulet 🙄

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Never thought I'd ever describe a video as "sisyphean" but here we are