for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 39th year in a row

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

They really let a man named Humphrey Bogart be a movie star. Anything is possible.

glad they added new maps to baseball

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol