for the world is hollow and i have touched the sky

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 39th year in a row

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

may i suggest: Elf-Übung

they should make recliners that recline even if you are small

recliners that don't tip backwards when you are large would also be appreciated

I propose an alliance against a common enemy

i think a fundamental misunderstanding of laura palmers character is the idea that she was secretive and private about her sadness. while it’s true that there was a lot she didn’t let people in on in her life her sadness was definitely not part of That. she was going door to door sobbing at peoples houses and also just in any public space possible. it’s not that people didn’t understand she was sad it was just that nobody gaf

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

may i suggest: Elf-Übung

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

may i suggest: Elf-Übung

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...