trapped in the labyrinth

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

Simon and gar phone call

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

First half of Pillion is ultimate submission fantasy that says: what if a hot biker dom picks you up in a bar, you're really bad at sex but he likes that and gets you to do household tasks in a way that is sexually fullfilling. Second half of pillion is everyone around you saying your sexy biker dom is insane and bad at bdsm but you think you can fix him. Last 5 minutes of Pillion is the heartbreaking realization you can have both submission and agency and you can love someone who is bad for you

lestat de lyingcunt, possibly telling the truth: vampires PISS, vampires FUCK, i have NEVER HAD A BOB IN MY LIFE, and fucking is everyone's fourth favorite thing!!!!!!