synthetic fabric enemy

1 burger "on the rocks"

"are you ok with mutuals dming?" my mutuals can keep me as their pet if they want

This makes me legit so sad. Mrs. DeMarco please its okay! Im sorry you had to see that!

Baseball is so so unserious. The mariners broadcast took a solid minute to slowly reveal a picture of broadcaster Aaron Goldsmith photoshopped to be bald. And then pan around the stadium focusing on bald people in the audience. WHILE the mariners were batting

the mariners left cole young specifically on base at least three times today after he hit a single and two doubles. that's like leaving your son at the supermarket after he drove you there.

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

‎

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

Lunch for Brunch? Are you insane? What's next? Linner for Dinner? Supper for Tea? Pack animals running through the streets, shitting on all the parking meters?