The High Priestess

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

I know this is very important for people with disabilities and such but all I’m thinking is “Oh this is where super heroes get their shirts from.”

my mom’s arthritis makes buttons so hard for her omg 

Oh man that would be so nice for me, too, honestly. Buttons against my skin make me crazy with my autism. But fake buttons I might be able to do!

These are such amazing ideas!

i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

I love gay people

trans people I love you even more <3

Damn, the second you post a little bush on here they hit ya with that ‘mature content” label