Hi Hello

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

You are going to hell

The deepest down of the ocean…….

The reason is very apparent, it being sick as hell,

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

@commodityproduction

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

that makes sense

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like ah shit shit shit fuck