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endlessly funny that some pets will just decide they are service animals now without any training or feedback from humans. babygirl no one hired you. you do not have a license for this

I’m not talking about humans pretending their untrained pets are service animals so they can bring them places they shouldn’t be allowed. I’m talking about my dog, who took one look at the two people with severe ADHD time-blindness and executive dysfunction who adopted him and was like, “Great. I am your Watch Dog now, as in, dog who functions like a watch. That is, if your watch was a seven-pound furby that could run this house like the goddamn navy. I will catapult myself onto your chest and nip at your hands when you fail to get up and Do Things in response to my incessant whining that it is Time For You To Eat Lunch/Get Out Of Bed/Go Exercise/Take Your Meds/Etc Now Now Right Now. This is a service I provide for to Helping You. No, you cannot opt out of the Helping You. Do not attempt to resist the Helping You.”

@thebibliosphere I think we've found Holly Mop's people

Some beloved critters really take the ‘companion’ role so seriously they train themselves to go above and beyond to the point where you’ll find yourself being bullied into lying down by a 10lb Shih Tzu. And then they’re right. You were getting a migraine. (It’s me. I’m in bed with a migraine with a 10lb Shih Tzu lying on top of me.)

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

I'll join you in celebrating platonic and familial relationships if you keep the "romance inherently makes a story worse" far away from me. I am allergic.

One reply that I get to this post is the problem is not romance, but relationships that are given the shortcut of they're in love in lieu of a well-written dynamic. Which I agree with and concede, and I want to submit the same thing happens with found family dynamics.

I call them "Bring Your Own Feelings" relationships. They're not going to sell the characters feelings for each other to you, they're counting on you projecting.

This is why some people will just dismiss romance as boring, they don't have the baseline interest needed to bring the feelings to the table potluck style. Inversely, they might be really invested in say, Adoptive Parent Dynamics. Thus have way more Feelings about it in reserve and willing to tolerate more generic takes on it.

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

every time i see this image it makes me happy

youre telling me a bloke can become a lass

the last two tumblr sexyman contests ended up with some sort of political figure kicking the bucket. I see what we're doing here

Taking the time to post this on my main blog too.

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

ghost types are mainstream

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you cannot be a grown adult who uses 4chan

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl