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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

yeah let's provide no native video editing capability in our OS, not even basic trimming, unless you download our dreg of a web app that forces you to use onedrive. thank you microsoft very cool.

let's make users pay one whole euro to play H265 videos in our built-in video player - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

I have a suggestion

i'm not forcefemming my computer