Time Sticks to Things like Glue

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated