“It’s Fine, We’re Gods”

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

when I got diagnosed with my back issues I thought people would finally believe that I'm disabled because I literally have an xray showing one of my vertebrae is not where it's supposed to be. and you know what? turns out people who don't believe in invisible disabilities also don't believe in incredibly visible disabilities

What asshole snitched!?

Raise your hand if you would also watch the crap out of a heartwarming TV movie version of Cosmo the Christmas Crow.

This would be up there with Muppets Christmas Carol

Yup I found this on a reddit thread shortly after I posted and it worked for me. Reblogging to raise visibility.

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

Official ornithology post

when bears in trees said 'i sleep better on the sofa, please do not take me to the bedroom'. i felt that

when bears in trees said 'if tomorrow i'm gonna be haunted, today i'm gonna be free." i felt that

as of now she’s facing 15 years in jail for ‘threatening’ the ceo of the insurance company that denied her claim. and isn’t that ironic? since women always get told that ‘threats don’t mean anything unless there’s action’ when it comes to reporting stalkers, ex and present partners who threaten abuse. but now a threat warrants this disproportionate action?