one day andrew is very relaxed cuddling with neil but sir wanted to lay down just where andrew's arm was across from Neil's chest - it couldn't be anywhere else, it has to be THERE. sir does that little cat-punch thing you know? and then keeps meowing at andrew, who is very much a little shitty and just.. meows back. it goes back and forth until sir gets offended and upon that neil goes OH NO ANDREW WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM

and andrew: nothing, josten

and neil: i bet you offended him in cat language. apologize.

andrew: no wtf

neil: andrew, sir is sad. apologize right now.

* a ten minutes long glare contest *

andrew: ... im sorry sir

sir: meow?

neil: when you will tell your girlfriend about us?

aaron: stop! im not gay!

neil: we have been sneaking around for months! * turns to the driver, teary eyes * can you believe this?!

versus

they are neck to neck, scaring everyone around them, annoying all of the teachers. until aaron has the brilliant idea to convince his gay brother to seduce Neil into studying less.

HOWEVER! Neil had the brilliant idea to seduce Andrew, because it will make Aaron mad and therefore distract him from the studies.

until nicky points that out. omg you two are so cute!

and andrew shouldn't care because he doesn't give a fuck about exy. but.

when they are on different teams they are jealous of everyone who gets to spend time with the other. andrew is jealous of the goalie whos blocking neils shot, and neil is jealous of the uber driver who got to drive andrew today. andrew is jealous of neils neighbors who hear neils keys on the lock and footsteps, then neil is jealous of the teammates who saw andrew in gear this morning

they just want to be together, to be close to the other. neil is miles away from andrew and he hates everyone who's closer, andrew feels like punching everyone who is breathing the same air as neil because he CANT hes far and he CANT

neil was running away from lola, ended up getting blood all over his clothes and had to take it off in order to blend in. since lola was on his, he didn't have time to change properly....

somehow he ends up wearing just his bulletproof vest, paired up with the two sizes smaller pants he stole five years ago, looking all dangerous and pretty. right outside andrews hotel. with all of his groupies.

andrew sees, invites his to the hotel bar, neil * looking desperately over his shoulders * says yes and sprints inside

except Neil, who is always looking suspicious at Aaron and asking "did you steal this child?" "are you sure youre the father" "i can see that Andrew is the uncle, but you look so ugly i doubt you're blood related to them" "maybe they switched babies at the hospital?"

HOWEVER!!!!

Aaron also has a very ugly dog.

Neil insists that the dog looks just like Aaron and often mistake their names. Neil is so devoted to the bit that sometimes he has full conversation with the dog as if the animal were a person, even when no one is around.

(he found out that if he does that everyone leaves him alone and he gets to study in silence)