it's not your fault I'm a wizard

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

the moment i posted this, due to my inability to stop doubting myself for five seconds, i immediately started to wonder about whether honk mimimi was Ever a thing Anyone has ever said wrt sleep noises/sleeping. i was like did i just make that up. am i misremembering it. i better check. so i googled it and this is what googles shitty ai said to me

oh my god this happens so much to me, literally last night I'm like "urgh is a thing, right? lemme check" and google hit me with the

If I was having a bad day and got this response I'd just kill myself.

yeah its just classic 'say something that looks like a response'. its interesting to me that google is so insistent on AI use to justify their money sink that they're talking about wanting the search engine to be 'fully AI' in the future, all it does is actively make searching worse by lying to you or doing some weird shit like this