im not doomed im just narratively challenged

i refuse to listen to your haterisms if you cannot cite your sources... a REAL hater doesn't have to make shit up to be a hater about. a real hater sees the truth and hates accurately. a hater who makes shit up and is wrong is just annoying. get on the level

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

The only thing imma say about the new Shrek is that they better show us the fucked up adult versions of Donkey and Dragon’s babies don’t chicken out you Frankensteined those things, you gotta live with the consequences

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

Hi, it's me, a youtuber with no sense of pacing, I made a video on a topic you've been dying to see treated. Yeah no it's mostly padding, no you won't really learn anything. I don't plan on researching the topic either, half the stuff you wanted to learn is missing. Look at my sponsor

“Here’s me recapping the entire thing with a summary I got off the internet with no analysis. It’s thirty minutes long and I have the charisma of stale water.”

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

Milchick's been looking a little too sympathetic these past few episodes so they had to have him send Gemma back down to the testing floor again to remind us he still won't see heaven

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

"digging yourself deeper" is a lie propagated by Big Truth to keep us down just keep making shit up and it'll all work out