Memes 4 RPs

I know you couldn't disagree.

Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libeled!

Tell me what you come here for, boy.

You better get your bags and flee.

You're in trouble, boy, and you're heading into more.

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied.

It happened to me, and it can happen to you!

Now I see life for what it is.

It came and broke my pretty balloon.

There's something that I've got to let you know.

Do dreams come true?

I never told you of some things I've done I'm so ashamed of.

I tried with all of my heart!

I'm just not worthy of you!

Well, hi there, kid. You ain't been around for quite some little while.

Boy, don't get above your station.

Why could I not understand?

I won't stay in a world without love.

Your daddy, he's an outlaw and a wanderer by trade.

One more cup of coffee 'fore I go.

Your sister sees the future like your mama and yourself.

You've never learned to read or write, there's no books upon your shelf...

Your loyalty is not to me, but to the stars above.

If there's a chance for me, then I don't care.

When we met, I felt my life begin.

Things will be great when you're downtown!

You'll be dancing with them, too, before the night is over.

Hey, I saw your guy with a different girl...

She can't catch up with the working crowd.

Baby, I would like to go out tonight.

If I go with you, my folks will get uptight.

Now, I belong to you, from this day until forever...

Wish they'd let me in.

Wonder just what's goin' on in there.

Please, don't wake me up too late.

Leave your flowers at my door.

Don't say it's useless.

Don't say 'forget it'.

They say it's me that makes you do things you might not have done if I was away.

Don't leave me lonely. Don't leave me unhappy.

If you don't need me, then don't deceive me.

Be my angel and treat me right.

Don't send me roses on your behalf.

Have I ever told you how good it feels to hold you?

I think I may start crying.

My heart can't wait another day.

I can't live without you.

I love everything about you.

Oh, I'm so glad I found you.

Oh, tell me that you feel the same.

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy...

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy...

One of us had better call up the cops.

Why'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the guy.

A poor boy like you could use a break.

You can come over.

Sleep by my window.

Your friends are so nice.

I've got to go home early tonight.

My enemies are sick or dead!

You see, everybody loves me, baby. What's the matter with you?

Won'tcha tell me, what did I do to offend you?

Why, you can't blame me, I'm Heaven's child!

I'm held in very great value... by everyone I meet but you.

I did a whole lot better than they thought I would, so...

C'mon and treat me like ya should!

Oh, he's being untrue, but I'm cheating him too.

I'm really, really happy.

Yes, I'm really, really happy with him.

Step into my room, we'll have a word or two.

Sure, I stopped drinking... but, for the moment, honey, here's looking at you.

Honey, welcome back home!

I know she told you.

Honey, I know she told you that she loved you.

I'll always be 'round if you ever want me.

Ain't nobody ever gonna love you.

Try to find something to do with your life, baby.

I was rummaging through a closet and it was just sitting there.

I was a writer then.

You're still a writer.

What thanks does she get? You go and kill her!

I'm your number one fan.

There's nothing to worry about.

You're gonna be just fine.

You've been here two days.

I'm also a nurse.

How come I'm not in the hospital?

You mustn't tire yourself.

You've gotta rest.

Will I be able to walk?

Your shoulder was badly dislocated.

I don't think a doctor could've done better.

It's not nearly as bad as it looks.

You think he might be missing, huh?

I hate that I made this call.

Tell me I'm being silly.

You were following me?

Could I ask you a favor?

What's your new book called?

Who am I to make a criticism to someone like you?

See what you made me do?

Can you ever forgive me?

No, I'm enjoying myself!

Let's go to the newspaper office.

Oh, I hope I didn't wake you.

Yeah, I'm, uh... starting to believe you.

You dirty bird... How could you?

She can't be dead!

I don't want her spirit! I want her!

She didn't 'slip away'! You did it!

I thought you were good, [Name].

You're just another lying old dirty birdie.

Oh, you're such a crybaby.

You must rid the world of this filth.

You're not ridding the world of anything.

You're doing the right thing.

Well, isn't that an oogy mess?

Yeah, well, it's a theory.

See, isn't this nice?

Ooh, and look what I got for you.

What in the world do you think I'd write?

I know you didn't mean it when you killed her, and now you'll make it right.

You fooler!

Did I do good?

I thought you'd be interested.

Thank you for thinking of me.

Anything else I can get while l'm in town?

I'll tell you what's the matter!

I do everything to try and make you happy!

I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get?

What have you been doing?

I need my pills.

I want my pills now!

It just breaks my heart to see you like this.

You'll be brilliant.

Think of me as your inspiration.

I have faith in you, my darling.

You don't think he's dead, do you?

You'll have to do it over again.

It's not worthy of you.

Not even a hint?

I'm gonna put on my Liberace records!

You do like Liberace, don't you?

Would you have dinner with me tonight?

I couldn't have done it without you.

Can't get this in a restaurant in New York.

I ruined your beautiful toast!

Will you ever forgive me?

Can we pretend this never happened?

Why would you lose me?

You've been out of your room.

I have a system here!

What do you want to know?

I haven't invited you in.

I'm not much of a critic.

Would you like a cup of cocoa?

... you're not fit company for anyone else.

But you didn't even taste your cocoa.

I'm down here!

But now our time in this world must end.

I've prepared for what must be done.

I put two bullets in my gun, one for you and one for me.

Oh, darling, it'll be so beautiful.

I'll fix you something to eat.

You'll know very soon.

I've just started the last chapter.

You mean you don't know?

You'll know everything in a minute.

I thought you'd be thrilled. You're being taken seriously.

I wrote it for me.

I thought you were over it.

Get your bag off the table.

Shut your face.

Your book bag doesn't go on the floor.

Pick it up.

You're not supposed to kick us around.

I'm an American, I have rights.

I've got better things to do than babysit you, you little stain.

Why don't you just shut up?

When our mother figure isn't here, I'm in charge.

I'm sick of you calling her that!

I don't know why we need boys at all.

I've had enough of your ugliness.

You don't seem very happy about it.

All right, if you gotta know, I'm really not that excited about working for my girlfriend.

I wanna get married, I wanna have a family.

I'm not pushing your buttons.

I like my freedom.

I don't hurt anybody.

I don't see what the problem is.

Why are we arguing?

I'm working on the past.

I'll be honest with you, if I could think of an excuse that you would buy, I'd use it.

She's the last person I'd ask for a favor.

I want to leave as soon as we can.

I am so helpless here.

This is not the time to discuss your brother.

I don't want him here.

He doesn't have kids. He isn't married.

He's a little out there, but he's responsible, and he's family.

[Name] isn't the kind of guy I feel comfortable leaving my kids with.

I love my father very much.

You have to get up for school.

Can we trust him?

Jeez. What are you, drunk?

I haven't been over to your house since you moved.

You know, you were right. I should never have put the barbecue that close.

That would be great! I'd be honored! Sure!

Do we wanna do this tonight or in the morning?

I'll pack a few things. I'm on my way.

He was asleep, and I woke him up.

Honey, I have some bad news.

Honey, he's 40 years old.

This isn't funny! Come on! Wake up!

What? What do you want me to do with my car?

What happened to the mustache?

What is it, an infarction or something like that?

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes.

I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum.

No, please. I've got lots of money.

I'll pay you back when we get home.

Well, only if it's comfortable for you.

I've been eating a lot of cheese, for some reason.

I feel like a big mouse.

Right up. There you go. All right?

Okay. That looks nice.

This should only be a few days, and I promise I'll call you tomorrow.

All right, you take care of yourself.

Drive safe, all right?

Coffee drinker, huh?

They have names.

I said I wasn't hungry.

I'd rather starve, thank you.

Does your mom know you drink coffee?

I'm not doing it to impress you.

Is there any particular reason why you're giving me such a hard time?

Am I giving you a hard time?

Do I have an uncle?

I'll fix you some cereal when I get back.

Is your sister always this pleasant?

Do you want knots in your hair?

But you can't drive!

Where's your office?

Where's your wife?

What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

Are you really this stupid?

I said I would get a ride. I always get a ride.

Go ahead. Call the school. I won't be here.

I'm stunned that I'm related to you.

Did you ever have anyone embarrass you like this?

A lot of people hate this hat.

Didn't we talk last night?

We don't have kids.

Now, unless you tell me different, I'm offering the job to somebody else.

Why don't you give me a week to think about it?

Isn't peace wonderful?

The stock market has its best week since July.

Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?

Do you know how whipped an engine has to be to blow that loud?

You ever hear of a ritual killing?

You could have taken his head off!

The guy's a predator, and you're his prey.

I recommend that you stay out of my personal life.

Don't look at me like that.

Don't you have a favorite doll or something?

You can't. You just can't.

Hi, sweetie. How are you?

Grandpa's feeling a little bit better.

I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station.

I've got a few questions for you.

You know, you got an interesting set of plates in the living room there.

You don't want the crowbar, do you?

I'm not going bowling.

You're disgusting.

I'll die before I go anywhere with you.

You must be a college student, right?

My throat sort of hurts. I can't talk.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

I'm kind of flying solo tonight.

It was nice meeting you.

Are you supposed to marry her or something?

Clowns are so boring, they make me puke.

I'm looking after them. I'm the uncle.

I just don't feel right yet.

I don't get where we're going.

Since when do cheerleaders live in the woods?

We were just driving by, going out for some ice cream.

Who said anything about that? I just thought you'd like to join us for some ice cream.

We can talk about burying the hatchet.

I got one in the car if you'd like to see it.

You got both kneecaps?

You're not a gnat, are you, Bug?

I'll cover for you, give you a little more time out here to relax.

That is not a valid excuse!

I don't have a college degree.

I don't even have a job.

Look, I'm just calling to say I miss you.

No, I haven't been drinking.

I think about you all the time.

You don't know what you're doing.

You need a little adult supervision.

Come on. I don't want to dance.

I don't feel like... I'm not a dancer.

I'm not gonna leave unless you do.

I didn't go out last night.

Wait a minute! Let me explain!

Will you let me explain?

Pick up your records. The party's over.

Until then, I'm not letting you out.

It hurts when someone screws with your life, doesn't it?

You don't have any kids, you don't have any wife.

You want a little pretzel with your beer?

She promised me.

Does anyone in this house know how to keep a promise?

This is how I make my living.

This was very important to me.

I have to take you with me tonight.

I got a problem at the house.

The idiot had the nerve to ask me for a loan.

Can we put personal problems aside for a second?

What do you mean, she ran away?

I will help you because there's kids involved in this.

For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

I'm looking for a party somewhere around here.

I don't think you ought to go in there with that hat on.

May I see your driver's license, ma'am?

Hey! Hey! Come back here with that!

Hey, party time!

Let me through here, will you?

Your mother know you do that?

You were right.

Everything you said would happen happened.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just want to get you home.

Are you going to tell my parents about everything that's been going on?

I'm probably the last guy in the world you'd want to help, but I really could use your advice.

Maybe you could figure out what the hell is wrong with me.

You know, there's one family charity case that loves you very much.

I'm just kind of glad I got a chance to know you again.

I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

Why don't you come and get me, man?

I'm going to sue you and I'm going to sue your whole family!

My dad's a lawyer, man!

You're history, man! You're wasted!

I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got, man!

I'm not sorry, all right?

What do you see in that guy anyway?

Don't you think he loves you?

I think he'd make a wonderful husband and father.

He really has changed since he's been here this week.

Did he by any chance put you up to this?

I throw the key away.

Next time you're downtown, maybe we can go out for a coffee.

I'm saying goodbye, is that all right?

Tell the neighbors we're really sorry about having that thing parked in the driveway all week.

For IC questions, specify muse!

FOR MUNS:

- Who is your favorite muse to write, currently? Is it different from the past?

- What's your favorite veggie?

- If you were going to wear one of your muses' clothes, whose would it be? (If you're a single muse blog, would you wear your muse's outfit?)

- Do you like anything your muse hates? What is it?

- Do you like to do any sports?

- Do you draw? (Show us your art, if you're comfortable)

- What's one muse you'd like to write but don't?

- What's your "guilty pleasure" kind of RP?

- What genres are you not interested in?

- Share a couple of your favorite songs right now!

- Talk about your pets a bit!

- Do you go on vacations? If you do, what's your favorite place to go?

- Ice Cream, Popsicle, or Froyo? (Or none? 😨)

- What would your muse think of your room?

- What do you think of your muse's room?

- Do you collect anything? Show us!

FOR MUSES:

- What kind of person would you be at a sleepover?

- Do you have any unhealthy habits?

- Can you swim?

- Are you afraid of anything in nature (ex. encountering bears, an earthquake, etc?)

- Do you consider yourself technologically inclined?

- Are you bilingual or multilingual? Do you want to be?

- Can you use a weapon? If you can, which one? If not, what would you pick if you had to?

- Can you cook?

- If you had to change your hair, how would you change it?

- What kind of person are you in groups?

- Do you feel as though you were born in the right generation?

(A bit more involved) FOR THE MUN ABOUT THE MUSE:

- Use this as an opportunity to make a Picrew of the muse.

- Use this as an opportunity to make an edit of your muse.

- Use this as an opportunity to share a song from your muse's playlist and explain what goes through your mind when you listen to it.

- Does your muse sing? If they did, what would that sound like? (Find and link the voice!)

- If your muse is modern, make a picrew of them in the past! If your muse is from the past, make a picrew of them dressed modern!

Revised, inspired by numerous other memes I've seen around. Meant for muns to communicate on things that they might be unsure how to say otherwise.

👻 - I'm too anxious.

😮‍💨 - I'm worried about bothering you.

🧑‍💻 - You seem very busy, and I don't want to add to that.

😴 - I'd love to interact, but I'm very slow right now.

🗣️ - I'm slow / not writing much right now, but I'd love to plot something or just chat OOC.

🕵️ - I'm not sure what our characters would do yet (and need help figuring it out).

👽 - I want to write, but I'd rather use a muse who is on one of my other blogs, and you don't follow it.

🤖 - I like your writing, but I don't know how well it will mesh with mine.

🥴 - I tried to reach out before, and didn't hear back from you. I don't want to bug you!

🏠 - Life is getting in the way.

🤨 - I mostly reply to starter calls and open starters, and you don't post them.

🥲 - I mostly like to plot, and you seem to prefer other forms of starting something.

😆 - I mostly send meme prompts in, and you don't reblog many that make sense for me to send.

🫢 - I have an idea, but I'm nervous about sharing it.

🫶 - I'm on hiatus/semi-hiatus right now, but I want to eventually.

🤠 - You followed me first, so I was waiting for you to reach out to me.

🧠 - I need more help understanding your muse.

🫨 - You seem to have lots of friends / mutuals already, and I don't want to intrude.

🫣 - I mostly followed because I want to ship, and I don't know if you're going to be on board.

😦 - The character I followed you for is low muse rn.

🫠 - The character you followed me for is low muse rn.

🤕 - I want to write, but your formatting / prose is hard for me to see/understand.

🥶 - We used to interact and it kind of fizzled out, and I'm not sure how to start up again.

🤙 - I don't have the energy to continue our current plot, but would love to plot something else or timeskip.

👀 - I think I want to retcon our stuff and start anew if you are also down for it.

🏃‍♂️ - I dropped our thread(s) and don't have an idea for another thing, so I'm waiting until I do.

🏥 - My (physical / mental) health is fickle.

🙊 - You seem to prefer fast replies, and I can take weeks/months and don't know if you'll get invested in a thread at my pace.

"I can't believe it's so crowded."

"How about never? That sound good?"

"A family swim is a great way to kick off the summer."

"Let's not forget, opening day is free!"

"Remember, move fast and keep your eyes down."

"Summertime is for real games, not video games. Healthy stuff."

"[Name], you can't play your music that loud."

"So... you've changed."

"You may remember I was a bit of a troublemaker."

"You're cleaning all this up! You hear me?"

"It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am."

"He called me 'sir'."

"Honey, go help your brother."

"I have one more week of school, then it's summer vacation."

"Just because the weather's nice, everyone expects you to be out all day, frolicking."

"Unfortunately, my dad's idea of a perfect summer is the opposite of mine."

"The real problem is, me and my dad have nothing in common."

"Sad? Are you crazy?"

"I'm going to play video games all summer. It's going to be awesome."

"In three months? A lot can happen in three months."

"I pity him."

"Of course you're not prepared."

"[Name] claims to wear a special cologne, but everyone knows he just never washes."

"Help me! Help me!"

"Isn't that your brother?"

"Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed? That is so cute."

"News flash: I don't care."

"I'm going on a world tour with my band."

"If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets."

"She was trying to act cool, but I know she was into me."

"'Cute's' underlined three times!"

"That's the kiss of death. 'Friend'. That sucks!"

"...My dad has this crazy idea that physical exercise is normal."

"Our boys probably won't even get up 'til noon."

"I'm sorry. Did you say something?"

"It's the first day of vacation. Did you think I'd just lie around all day?"

"You don't think he cares anymore?"

"We both hate it. But we can't stop reading it!"

"You're my BFF... Best Father Forever!"

"Vacation is on!"

"I'm going to be late for work."

"Are you really going to sit inside all day and play video games?"

"Are you... sweating?"

"Yeah, I just finished up some sports... playing."

"Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on."

"You're now a Level Nine Necromancer!"

"That's it! No more video games for the rest of the summer!"

"You can't do that!"

"I'm unplugging it!"

"You think this is funny?"

"Ha! Guess who's the laugher now?! Me! I'm the laugher!"

"I'm going to work on my battle diorama."

"You can't take away everything they love and disappear downstairs."

"What are we going to do, play Twisted Warlock all day?"

"I hate to say it, but we have absolutely nothing in common."

"Trust me, hanging out together is no fun for either of us."

"You always complain that your father never spent enough time with you when you were young. Now you're doing the same thing."

"Be the father you wish your father had been."

"We get to spend the whole day together!"

"I'm so glad you all decided to become founding members of the Reading Is Fun Club!"

"I'm not so sure these qualify as literature."

"You think I want to do this? My summer's turned into a nightmare."

"You should come with me to the country club!"

"Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah!"

"Hello? Pickup or delivery?"

"I'll call every number it could be until I get the right one."

"... Okay, listen up, '[Name]', I don't know who you are... but if you call again, I'll reach through the phone, and..."

"Come on! We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi!"

"Dad's really into Civil War reenactments, which are basically a bunch of grown men dressed as soldiers running around in muddy fields."

"I didn't get to carry a gun. I had the honor of being Bugle Boy."

"It's spring, 1861!"

"No, we need the element of surprise!"

"It's a reenactment! We won!"

"My mom's taking me to the country club. She said I could invite you."

"Let's crack open Little Women and see what's up with the girls."

"[Name], you call that a push-up?"

"The nice weather really brought people out."

"Care for a smoothie?"

"This is crowded?"

"And you didn't think maybe you should tell me that?"

"I thought you were going to call me."

"Wow. Somebody looks like they actually had fun."

"Just the guy I'm looking for."

"My office is offering a summer internship, and I signed you up for it!"

"You got me a non-paying job?"

"How long till we go home?"

"What? You got a job?"

"Our son got himself a job!"

"We played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii, it's the same thing."

"They'll let anyone in this place."

"Have either of you actually played tennis before?"

"The printer messed up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen."

"What does that have to do with me?"

"People have expectations. Everything has to be perfect!"

"You'll never understand what it's like to be pretty."

"Can you drive me home later?"

"Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away!"

"Not bad for the first day of my fake job."

"You know, you having a job doesn't pass the smell test."

"I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers."

"That one camping trip we took as kids, you cried the whole time."

"You know what? You should join the Wilderness Explorers."

"Everybody wants to join the best of the best."

"Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog."

"You should get your boys a dog."

"I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions."

"I don't really have a job."

"I can't bring the guest. I am the guest."

"I think this is more of a family decision."

" I always thought I wanted a dog, but... I'm having second thoughts."

"Go around the back!"

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Where's the nearest loo, mate? Mustered up a wee little tinkle!"

"Wow! You can hold your breath a really long time!"

"Would you like another smoothie?"

"I'm very serious. Two orders of fries... vanilla shake, extra thick..."

"I got invited! You got a problem?"

"I told him to keep a low profile."

"Don't go over there."

"Excuse me. What time does the snack bar close?"

"What am I, a guidebook? Come back when you're drowning."

"There's no need to be mean."

"Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey!"

"Cramp! Help! Help!"

"I don't even know you! You're okay."

"We're going to the shore this weekend, and my mom said I could invite you!"

"Your father and I have something to give you."

"Are you serious? My own cell phone?"

"I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker!"

"Who wants to sing?"

"We're so far from the boardwalk."

"Why don't we play 'I Love You Because?'"

"I love you because... y-your mustache is... rrrreally..."

"How do you even win this game?"

"Who wants ice cream?"

"We like to share, it's more fun that way."

"I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant."

"Meet us back here in exactly one hour."

"I did promise [Name] we wouldn't go on any scary rides..."

"Did you hear what happened last summer?"

"In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you."

"One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands."

"One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe."

"Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down!"

"You were supposed to meet us an hour ago."

"Why are you upset? They didn't even yell at us."

"That was nothing. My parents would have screamed their heads off."

"They're disappointed in me."

"Big deal. Better than getting punished."

"Hey, where are you going to sleep?"

"I guess we're bunkmates! Hope you don't snore."

"Help. Get me out of here."

"These people are driving me crazy."

"Good morning, sleepyheads!"

"I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails?"

"I need to go to the bathroom."

"Hello? Are you hurt?"

"He has a knife!"

"I tried to explain to [Name] that I didn't mean to call 9-1-1..."

"I'm starting to think he's a bad influence."

"Actually... I'm not going to the country club today."

"[Name] isn't going, and I can't get in without him."

"Sneak yourself in, and then sneak me in."

"Aren't you going to say hello?"

"How rude of me. Hello."

"I didn't expect to see you here."

"Maybe I'll catch up with you later?"

"My parents don't want me to invite you anymore."

"I thought if I lied, I wouldn't hurt your feelings."

"Are you talking to yourself?"

"You don't understand because you're just a little kid."

"I'm not scared. That's crazy!"

"I'm sorry. I don't understand."

"Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out. It's nice to cool off in here."

"I was going to get ice cream. Want to join me?"

"I am not the kind of person who likes skinny dipping..."

"I'm pretty sure that was the first and last time I'll ever go on the high dive."

"Why are you hugging me when [Name] isn't here to see it?! Get off me!"

"I'm already in enough trouble."

"Don't let him have that! Don't eat that!"

"I think you have a lying problem."

"I didn't lie about coming to the club today! We didn't even talk today."

"And how do you keep getting in here without me?"

"I don't care whether you're a member... but why sneak in?"

"I wanted to hang out with you."

"I gave you my phone number. Why not just call me?"

"I'm freaking out! The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled..."

"Now what do I do for music? Whistle?"

"What kind of music do they play?"

"[Name], you are going to owe me the rest of your life."

"Löded Diper activate."

"You have her favorite song?"

"She wants you in tuxes."

"You're ignoring everything I'm saying, aren't you?"

"Don't worry, little bro. It's going to be a good show. The best."

"How can you stand to be near me when I lied?"

"I'm a liar! You can never trust me again."

"The sacred bond of our friendship is broken."

"I get it. You didn't want to hurt my feelings."

"It was actually pretty fun. Now we can say we've really lived."

"I've always wanted to be a roadie!"

"I'll drop you off at the way to the office, okay?"

"If my dad finds out I don't really have a job, my life won't be worth living."

"The thing is, I'm using so many identities, I'm having trouble keeping track of them."

"This bill is five times the normal amount."

"That is not my son."

"Hey! You forgot your sunblock."

"Your son racked up a lot of charges on my account."

"What? He works here. Tell him."

"There must be some mistake. We don't employ minors."

"Do you not work here?"

"$260 worth of smoothies?! What were you thinking?"

"Aren't you going to yell at me? Aren't you mad?"

"I don't lie about where I am anymore."

"They're going to send you there."

"You can't go to Spag Union! I don't want to go to school without you!"

"This is where my troops set up!"

"Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping."

"You all know the story of the muddy hand, don't you?"

"It is not stormy."

"I don't like this story."

"How can a hand move by itself?"

"I can't stop making you mad at me."

"Look, everybody messes up. Even me... but I'm not afraid to admit it when I do."

"There are two types of people in the world: predators... and prey."

"Don't make things worse."

"I've been ensnared by my own handiwork."

"I'll signal you if anything happens."

"A refrigerator? Ready-made meals?"

"You will always be remembered for your bravery."

"Daddy needs a new fur hat!"

"Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

"Who's there? Show yourself!"

"Someone from your troop violated our campsite."

"That was a thousand dollar tent!"

"I can't let them take the fall for me."

"Shut up, [Name]! Just shut up!"

"A store-bought s'mores maker?"

"I'm going to report this to the Wilderness Committee."

"I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike."

"It can't be happening!"

"I have to say, I didn't expect the Wilderness weekend to work out so well."

"You're on in 30 minutes."

"Relax! My brother was working on the pyrotechnics all day, it's gonna kick butt."

"Leave the rocking to us, okay? It's what we do."

"There's even a chocolate fountain!"

"What are you doing? You two are roadies."

"On my signal, press that red button, okay?"

"This song goes out to a very special little lady."

"Why aren't they in tuxes? They were supposed to wear tuxes!"

"I need to dazzle her."

"Maybe I could call you next week and we could hang?"

"People will definitely remember this."

"Hey! Who's hungry?"

"You can’t have those colors on in here."

"You hear my brother, bozo?"

"You better stay down, you rotten fuck."

"I mean, it can’t be love. It must just be stupidity."

"Well, I changed. I have."

"Well, I didn’t know the guys or anything, so I went there, and I never felt so out of place in all my life."

"Hey there, beautiful. You need a man?"

"You’re the best."

"They call me Cockroach."

"And why'd they call you a stupid name like that?"

"‘Cause I like to eat bugs, you know?"

"Well, that’s disgusting. I gotta go."

"You wanna come live with me?"

"I-I have to get home."

"[Name], you don’t wanna go out with him."

"I mean, I have to admit, it took my breath away."

"If my boyfriend gets back from work and you’re still sittin’ there, he’s gonna be pissed."

"I told him to leave, but he wouldn’t leave."

"Five weeks later, I married him."

"Tell them guys to get their bikes off the grass."

"I mean, my ex in-laws live right across the street."

"Hey, so, uh, tell me more about [Name]."

"You know, [Name]'s not like the rest of these guys."

"I mean, [s]he’s not a-a square or nothin’, but [Name]'s got a good job, you know?"

"But, I mean, he’s got a family."

"Hey. What do you mean by, um, [Name] was watching TV?"

"But everyone wants to be part of somethin’."

"I can’t explain it to my parents."

"These guys don’t belong nowhere else, so they belong together, you know?"

"They think it leads to somethin’ obscene. I don’t know why, but, uh…"

"Can you think of anyone better than us?"

"Do you know when [s]he joined the club?"

"The whole point of these guys is that they can’t follow rules, you know."

"Now, you get thrown in jail, or you need bail, you call here."

"You know, this is our club."

"You know, we are all friends here."

"Hey, you said if any of us disagrees with ya, we could challenge ya, so… so, I guess I’m challengin’ ya."

"Well, I don’t wanna kill ya."

"I mean, the thing about [Name], he wasn’t always bigger than the other guys, but he was always meaner."

"You broke my damn finger."

"My mother said I was gonna be the greatest man alive."

"Get the hell out of the street, kid."

"There’s somethin’ in his head, it's wrong, you know."

"When he gets drunk, he’s just like me. Otherwise, he thinks different."

"Ain’t you supposed to be takin’ pictures?"

"So what you got that microphone for all the time, then?"

"They took him ’cause he’s a clean-cut, all-American boy."

"‘Cause if you can’t work with your fuckin’ hands, you ain’t no fuckin’ good."

"I work hard for my money, you know?"

"I didn’t scratch your fuckin’ scooter, man."

"You wanna get salty, motherfucker? I’ll get salty!"

"Your boyfriends are gettin’ into trouble."

"Baby, please don’t go down to New Orleans."

"[Name], no, stop, stop."

"You know how to time stuff pretty good, huh?"

"I saw you squarin’ off with them guys."

"Yeah, you and me, kid."

"Half them guys in there are candy-ass."

"Can you walk with that thing?"

"You left me one beer out of a whole case of bottles."

"Get these bikes off my yard!"

"I mean, ’cause they got no place to go, see?"

"I used to be respectable."

"You know, my dad always told me it takes a lot to make a man cry. An awful lot, you know."

"Well, I’ve seen my father cry."

"You don’t see that guy shed a tear."

"He didn’t want to lose his foot."

"I mean, all he could think about was ridin’ his stupid motorcycle."

"I don’t want any trouble here."

"This is my bar. I own it."

"Send a few guys, make it so they can’t walk no more."

"They’re scared of us."

"You know, that’s a lot of power for one guy to have."

"I mean, that can really mess with your noodle."

"Would you care for a cocktail?"

"I’d like a very dry martini."

"Who you callin’ a queen?"

"He is out of it. He can’t walk."

"You know, they’re real worried about ya."

"Oh, you always gotta have these guys around to hear everything?"

"You know exactly who I’m talkin’ about."

"You can’t have him."

"The club can’t have him. He’s mine."

"One way or another, it’ll kill him."

"What am I supposed to do about it?"

"Well, I know you love him. I love him, too."

"Oh, you got anything more to say?"

"I’m sick of that mouth on you."

"Stop it! You’re gonna kill him!"

"Don’t you ever come back here! Don’t you ever!"

"Somebody told me you’re the guy I need to talk to."

"Heard there was a big picnic, wanted to check it out."

"Heard you’re the man in charge."

"You were in the army?"

"I wanted to be in the army."

"You are an undesirable character. We don’t want you."

"It means a lot, you comin’ out here all banged up like that, you know?"

"I can’t run this club forever."

"You know, I’m gonna have to find somebody, uh… to take it over, you know."

"This is my family."

"You’re a grown-up, man. You got a house. You got a job."

"So, why the hell are you way out here?"

"They brought me out here to fuck him up."

"I smell something, is all I’m saying."

"You know, I understand. He’s a scary guy."

"I thought I could change him, you know?"

"They won’t take the flowers you sent over there."

"I offered him good money, too, you know? But he wouldn’t, he wouldn’t…"

"I ain’t a kid. I’m 20."

"Will you just come look at our bikes?"

"So we, uh… we scrapped all the pieces ourselves."

"Look, we’ll do whatever we gotta do. All right?"

"If you want us to rob someone, we’ll rob ’em."

"You want this pretty bad, huh, kid?"

"You gotta leave your friends behind."

"What, you leave your friends behind like that?"

"I can’t really take it anymore."

"Listen, man. I’m warning you."

"Boy, look at that dress. I bet I’d look good in that dress."

"He’s lucky I wasn’t mad, you know?"

"I captured you. You go when I say you can go."

"I always wanted to be a motorcycle cop."

"You say you’re quittin’?"

"All right, let’s get him loaded in the car."

"Come on. Up you get."

"We’re gonna take care of you."

"I’m worried when they find out, they’ll fuckin’ kill me."

"You got a pistol, right?"

"I can’t live like this no more."

"You weren’t there. You didn’t see it."

"Well, you know, I think this time I would go nuts."

"Who’d even wanna look at you?"

"Yeah, I was thinkin’ we’d go someplace, you know?"

"Give me the pistol."

"We’re done with you runnin’ things."

"What, you mean like my marriages?"

"What? What is that, German?"

"It’s gettin’ fuckin’ cold out there."

"I heard they started runnin’ drugs down from Canada. You know, gambling, prostitution, you name it. I mean, I heard they even murder people."

"What happened to all the guys?"

"We moved down here to Florida."

"We’re real good. We’re happy."

"Then he starts getting mad. He starts yelling at me."

"He used to act bad-- used to, but he quit it."

"He grew up with no one to love."

"He don’t hang around with the gang no more."

"Please, I’m sorry, don’t you know?"

"I never seen the trouble caused all by just one dance."

 "Just leave in the middle of the night."

"Well, it's the worst time of the day once again."

"You shouldn't talk about [Name] like that."

"Mm, taking out the trash, taking out the trash."

"Hmm, dumpster writing! The voice of the people."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Do you know what this word means?"

"Uh, isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"

"Hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers."

"Hello, [Name]. Lovely [dolphin chirp] day we're having isn't it?"

"My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation."

"It tingles when I laugh."

"Hello, customers. Nice [dolphin chirp] day we're havin', huh?"

"I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter-mouth convention."

"I don't understand. That guy's talented. He doesn't have to work blue."

"Let's go somewhere more family oriented."

"I'm never eating here again."

"All hands on deck! Batten the front doors!"

"Break out the happy snacks!"

"Apparently the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and [Name] just said it over the intercom."

"Well, what was it? What did he say?"

"There ain't nothin' fancy about that word!"

"That's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use."

"I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again."

"Classy sophisticates like us should not stain our lips with cursing."

"I-I-I didn't mean... you gotta understand."

"What I meant to say... some things just slip out. You gotta understand!"

"Please don't tell!"

"I can run faster than you!"

"Well, let's just say he said a certain 'word' that you said he shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't be said."

"Uh, right. What was that part about the, uh... who, now?"

"He said that word that you said he shouldn't!"

"Now, I'm gonna let go of your lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what you need to tell me. Understand?"

"Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed!"

"You [two] need to be taught a lesson."

"What's going to happen to us?"

"We'll probably get 40 lashes!"

"We will be good citizens."

"From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips."

"No, please! Not my mommy!"

"Wait! Please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!"

"Oh, dear! My poor, old heart."

"You two should be ashamed! Makin' an old lady faint with your sailor talk!"

"What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to ya?!"

"You should all be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors."

"Remember when you liked me?"

"Remember when you were nice to me?"

"Remember when you hated me?"

"Wow! You still have that?"

"I didn't know it meant that much to you."

"I still think about you."

"You look the same."

"You look different."

"I almost didn't know it was you."

"I haven't been to your place in years."

"You haven't been to my place in years."

"Do you ever think about the day we met?"

"Do you remember being kids?"

"I've missed you."

"You're just as gorgeous as the day we met."

"I used to be taller."

"I believe you owe me an apology."

"I still don't understand why you cut me off."

"I still don't understand why you did that."

"I believe I owe you an apology."

"How's your dad?"

"How's your mom?"

"Do you still live here?"

"Ever think about breaking into your old house, just to see what they did with it?"

"I used to have this exact {toy/item/jacket/etc}!"

"You haven't worn your hair like that in a long time."

"You always used to wear a hat."

"I thought you hated dresses!"

"Hey, this was our song!"

"You should stay over. Like the old times."

"They discontinued these a while back, but I saved one."

"The packaging looks different now."

"I almost couldn't find you!"

"Are you sure you used to live here?"

"{Name}! We were kids together. Remember?"

"Time hasn't treated you kindly."

"Oh, {Name}, hi! You've aged well!"

"You work here now?"

"You're out of jail?"

"Don't think I'll forgive you for what you did."

"Can we be good? It was a long time ago. I've changed."

"I can't do that anymore."

"I don't like that anymore."

"I used to hate this! Now it's my favorite {food/song/book/movie/etc.}"

"I miss your old {hair/glasses/house/etc.}"

"You've been working out!"

"No fair! I used to be faster than you!"

Make sure you specify who muse A and B are when you send them!

Our muses find abandoned ducklings and decide to save them.

Muse A gets caught trespassing in muse B's yard.

I would like an ice skating starter.

I would like a roller skating starter.

I would like a swimming starter.

Muse A accidentally destroys the art piece that muse B has been working on.

Muse A accidentally breaks muse B's precious item.

Muse A was going to pet-sit for someone, and needs muse B as backup.

Our muses accidentally get locked in a shed and have to get out.

Our muses get locked out of the house.

Our muses get locked out of their car.

Our muses' car breaks down.

Muse A wants muse B to stop smoking.

Muse A wants muse B to stop drinking.

Our muses overslept for their wedding.

Our muses overslept for their vacation.

Our muses have been fired from work.

Muse A gave muse B a bad haircut.

Muse A stole muse B's food.

Muse A is wearing a new perfume/cologne that muse B can't stand.

Muse A and muse B compare heights. Muse B is pissed.

Our muses go to an escape room.

Our muses go to a horror maze.

Muse A sits next to muse B on a plane. They are strangers.

Muse A sits next to muse B on a plane. They have not seen each other in a long time.

Muse A tries to teach muse B magic.

Muse A tries to teach muse B to read.

Muse A tries to teach muse B to use a gun.

Muse A gets caught shoplifting by muse B.

Our muses go to a convention.

Muse A is mad at muse B for talking during a movie.

Muse A is mad that muse B keeps coughing on them.

Muse A is hitchhiking, and muse B picks them up.

Muse A stole muse B's boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/spouse, and muse B found out.

Our muses meet for the first time after finding out that the person they were dating was cheating on both of them.

Muse A gives muse B a makeover.

Muse A drags muse B to a party they don't want to go to.

Muse A tries to convince muse B to go on a ride/slide/sledding hill that muse B is too afraid to go on.

Muse A finds old pictures of muse B's family.

Muse A gets caught snooping through muse B's room.

Muse A is mad that their pet likes muse B better than them.

Muse A forgets to say happy birthday to muse B.

Muse A forgets muse B's birthday present.

Muse A shows up to muse B's wedding wearing white.

Muse A apologizes because they used to bully muse B in school.

Our muses take a wrong turn and get stuck in a weird town.

Our muses, in disguises, try to sneak back into a restaurant one or both of them were banned from.

Muse A tries to sneak into a restaurant they were banned from. Muse B works there.

Our muses dress in the same outfit as an in-joke.

Muse A dresses as muse B to annoy them.

Muse A confronts muse B about not being invited to the cookout.

Our muses are online friends who are meeting for the first time.

Our muses are enemies online, but friends in real life, and don't know it.

"I ain't sayin' you ain't pretty!"

"All I'm saying is I'm not ready."

"We'll both live a lot longer if you live without me."

"So, goodbye, I'll be leavin'."

"Today could be the end of me."

"Don't leave me here, time is running out!"

"Be a man, get yourself a trenchcoat."

"I'm feeling crazy, can you get me a gun?"

"I hate you. I hate you!"

"I don't like my mind."

"A whole cake, all for me. And then I get sick and throw up."

"Don't think I could forgive you."

"Don't think I could believe you."

"I gave you space, I was polite!"

"Secretly wished you'd invited me."

"You're hiding something big from me."

"I should've listened, but that won't happen again."

"I'd be good to him."

"How blind can he be?"

"Someday he will see."

"I've got bills I gotta pay."

"I've got mouths I've gotta feed."

"She said she gonna leave me if I don't come home with fifty-thousand."

"Neighbor damn dog done crapped on my lawn!"

"Never make a pretty woman your wife."

"Don't let your friends say you have no taste."

"I saw your wife the other day."

"You can't blame him."

"He's bein' untrue, but I'm cheatin' him too."

"Make me happy, or just let me be!"

"You know I'm so awkward, and I ain't no good."

"Don't try to understand me."

"Yes, I'm really, really happy with him."

"I always, baby, I was always— well, almost always true to you."

"I would never steal a kiss!"

"How about another drink? Or maybe just a snack?"

"Don't leave me alone with her."

"I can't stop buzzing for you!"

"Are we here?"

"Is it out of my hands?"

"Am I out of my head?"

"I play nice to my girl..."

"And here I am, just missing you again."

"I don't ever wanna hear that song again."

"No, I'm not scared. I wait for you."

"Hey, [Name], it's lonely, come here."

"Hey, [Name], I'm lonely, come home."

"Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here, [Name], but it's really not my home."

"I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne!"

"Oh, [Name], get out your cane, and I'll put on some silver."

"Oh, you're a mean old daddy, but I like you."

"I like you, I like you, I like you!"

"We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe, have fun tonight."

"Your boyish reassurance is not reassuring."

"If you go to her, don't expect to come home to me."

"I can't get you off my mind."

"I want you, and you want something more beautiful."

"If you don't like how I look, then leave."

"You might get wet, I'd be upset!"

"You might get the sneezes, or nasty diseases!"

"Take good care when I'm not there."

"I'm still in love with you!"

"You be a good patient."

"I worry so each time I go!"

"Let's dance!"

"Don't get in a fistfight! That pretty face can't be replaced."

"No need to fear— when you're not here, I'm still in love with you."

"Everybody, dance!"

"Sounding good, sugar!"

"Don't make a fuss, you need to trust me."

"Because you're so gorgeous, you need to be cautious."

"You have a fun time, soak up that sunshine, but don't drink too much wine!"

"I know what you're thinking, so I won't be drinking."

"Young man, I think you're dying."

"Where's your mother?"

"Fall down dead."

"Kill for the thrill, cut it, stick it where ya got 'em!"

"Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head."

"I wish you were here, I wish you'd make my bed!"

"Wanna have your baby, but I'm so, so slow."

"You're my best friend. Now I've got no one to tell."

"Golly gee, what have you done to me?"

"You're pouting in your sleep."

"You and I, we are nothing alike."

"I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me."

"How can a person like me care for you?"

"How could a person like you bring me joy?"

"And I am happy now, living without you."

"Some adults, they never learn."

"You people are all the same."

"Slow learning is kinda your thing."

"You do you, I'll do me."

"Different individuals are specialized for particular tasks..."

"My mother says I should have more responsibility, as I'm nearly 31."

"You know, where I come from, none of the girls have such foul tongues."

"Guess I was wrong, because you've fled."

"Everyone loves you, you know."

"Would you let me lead?"

"Don't you dare dip me!"

"When I was a boy, I learned not to cry."

"My daddy would scream. I learned how to hide."

"If you ever change your mind, touch me. And then teach me how to cry."

"I don't wanna grow up."

"Makes me wish that I could be a dog."

"Seems like folks turn into things that they'd never want."

"I don't want my hair to fall out."

"Don't believe a word from them, you'll be okay."

"You can't afford to show your face."

"I won't grieve for you."

"It's the trial of a year, and he hasn't a tear to waste."

"You have been sentenced to death... for being yourself!"

"I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry."

"Sometimes I miss your stupid face!"

"I want you to tell me why you walked out on me."

"Walk right back to me this minute."

"You break into my house, I'll break into your house."

"Screw it, screw it, screw it!"

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm saving up to buy them all."

"I'm saving up to buy a boat big enough to sail us home."

"Oh, my love... we're destined to demise."

"It don't matter, what matters is now."

"One day I'll know what makes you tick."

"Light them up and set 'em loose!"

"Don't be a fool with your life."

"Come back and make me your wife."

"[Name], don't be a hero."

"She should be proud he died that way."

"I heard she threw that letter away."

"We're so sorry if we caused you any pain."

"We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day."

"Live a little, get around!"

"So, you're the boy I've heard so much about."

"Father, you don't understand."

"I'm not after your throne or jewels."

"I just want your daughter's heart, you fool."

"Please, sir, let me say something on my behalf."

"Please open both your ears! There is something not right here!"

"Did you think I'd just sit back and let this slide?"

"Well, she loves me back."

"I've always been a ladies' man, and I don't have to brag."

"Dance your last dance, party girl."

"I've got plans for you, so just dance your last dance."

"Tigers can be tamed."

"Listen up, boys: here's a taste of your own medicine!"

"Hold your head up, you silly girl."

"Look what you've done!"

"Take a good look around you."

"Help yourself to a bit of what's all around you."

"Don't forget me."

"I could love you, but why begin it?"

"There's a weddin' ring on my finger."

"You're the one girl in town I'd marry."

"Take me to your leader! I would like to have a couple words."

"How do humans keep on getting worse?"

"We're doomed!"

"You mock the way I talk, and I might be a little bit behind..."

"Does being human mean pretending to be something you're not?!"

"I'd go back to space, but they've invaded out there too."

"Wanna go home. Where is home though?"

"I'm over trying to fit in."

"How do I be one of you?"

"Me, I resign my love."

"Mama, may I go out dancing?"

"How can I keep him in his place if his manner becomes a shade unproper?"

"That agony is your triumph."

"Oh, no. Are we in a MUSICAL?!"

"I'm SO not a villain, I have zero evil plans!"

"I wanna shower you with gifts, 'cause I'm selfless and sweet!"

"Come on, do not fall for this."

"Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen."

"Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil."

"I totally won't have you executed immediately."

"It's been a long time, I remember you well."

"You are nervy when you sing that song!"

"In a world of high-rise ambition, most peoples' motives are ulterior."

"Where did my life go wrong?"

"I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence."

"Could we fix you if you broke?"

"Will you ever talk again?"

"We're living in a bad dream!"

"Good for you. You're learning how to smile."

"You're beautiful when you trust yourself."

"You know you're enough."

"You're learning how to love."

"He scratched our names out of all of his letters!"

"Our mother should have just named you Laika."

"When Daddy comes home, you always start a fight."

"You must be crazy, and you got no money..."

"Whatever you're saying, I want it anyway."

"You could be kinder."

"I'd like to know you."

"But, baby, you look like any common crook."

"While you assess me, why not try to impress me?"

"I'd like to know you, but I'm not really social."

"Why do you sing to everybody but me?"

"If you can't see it, you're blind."

"Why do you kiss everybody but me?"

"Be my accomplice to my crime."

"You'll never face a judge without me."

"Run 'cause we're guilty as sin."

"We'll be outlaws! We'll take on the world."