Memes 4 RPs

For IC questions, specify muse!

FOR MUNS:

- Who is your favorite muse to write, currently? Is it different from the past?

- What's your favorite veggie?

- If you were going to wear one of your muses' clothes, whose would it be? (If you're a single muse blog, would you wear your muse's outfit?)

- Do you like anything your muse hates? What is it?

- Do you like to do any sports?

- Do you draw? (Show us your art, if you're comfortable)

- What's one muse you'd like to write but don't?

- What's your "guilty pleasure" kind of RP?

- What genres are you not interested in?

- Share a couple of your favorite songs right now!

- Talk about your pets a bit!

- Do you go on vacations? If you do, what's your favorite place to go?

- Ice Cream, Popsicle, or Froyo? (Or none? 😨)

- What would your muse think of your room?

- What do you think of your muse's room?

- Do you collect anything? Show us!

FOR MUSES:

- What kind of person would you be at a sleepover?

- Do you have any unhealthy habits?

- Can you swim?

- Are you afraid of anything in nature (ex. encountering bears, an earthquake, etc?)

- Do you consider yourself technologically inclined?

- Are you bilingual or multilingual? Do you want to be?

- Can you use a weapon? If you can, which one? If not, what would you pick if you had to?

- Can you cook?

- If you had to change your hair, how would you change it?

- What kind of person are you in groups?

- Do you feel as though you were born in the right generation?

(A bit more involved) FOR THE MUN ABOUT THE MUSE:

- Use this as an opportunity to make a Picrew of the muse.

- Use this as an opportunity to make an edit of your muse.

- Use this as an opportunity to share a song from your muse's playlist and explain what goes through your mind when you listen to it.

- Does your muse sing? If they did, what would that sound like? (Find and link the voice!)

- If your muse is modern, make a picrew of them in the past! If your muse is from the past, make a picrew of them dressed modern!

Revised, inspired by numerous other memes I've seen around. Meant for muns to communicate on things that they might be unsure how to say otherwise.

👻 - I'm too anxious.

😮‍💨 - I'm worried about bothering you.

🧑‍💻 - You seem very busy, and I don't want to add to that.

😴 - I'd love to interact, but I'm very slow right now.

🗣️ - I'm slow / not writing much right now, but I'd love to plot something or just chat OOC.

🕵️ - I'm not sure what our characters would do yet (and need help figuring it out).

👽 - I want to write, but I'd rather use a muse who is on one of my other blogs, and you don't follow it.

🤖 - I like your writing, but I don't know how well it will mesh with mine.

🥴 - I tried to reach out before, and didn't hear back from you. I don't want to bug you!

🏠 - Life is getting in the way.

🤨 - I mostly reply to starter calls and open starters, and you don't post them.

🥲 - I mostly like to plot, and you seem to prefer other forms of starting something.

😆 - I mostly send meme prompts in, and you don't reblog many that make sense for me to send.

🫢 - I have an idea, but I'm nervous about sharing it.

🫶 - I'm on hiatus/semi-hiatus right now, but I want to eventually.

🤠 - You followed me first, so I was waiting for you to reach out to me.

🧠 - I need more help understanding your muse.

🫨 - You seem to have lots of friends / mutuals already, and I don't want to intrude.

🫣 - I mostly followed because I want to ship, and I don't know if you're going to be on board.

😦 - The character I followed you for is low muse rn.

🫠 - The character you followed me for is low muse rn.

🤕 - I want to write, but your formatting / prose is hard for me to see/understand.

🥶 - We used to interact and it kind of fizzled out, and I'm not sure how to start up again.

🤙 - I don't have the energy to continue our current plot, but would love to plot something else or timeskip.

👀 - I think I want to retcon our stuff and start anew if you are also down for it.

🏃‍♂️ - I dropped our thread(s) and don't have an idea for another thing, so I'm waiting until I do.

🏥 - My (physical / mental) health is fickle.

🙊 - You seem to prefer fast replies, and I can take weeks/months and don't know if you'll get invested in a thread at my pace.

"I can't believe it's so crowded."

"How about never? That sound good?"

"A family swim is a great way to kick off the summer."

"Let's not forget, opening day is free!"

"Remember, move fast and keep your eyes down."

"Summertime is for real games, not video games. Healthy stuff."

"[Name], you can't play your music that loud."

"So... you've changed."

"You may remember I was a bit of a troublemaker."

"You're cleaning all this up! You hear me?"

"It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am."

"He called me 'sir'."

"Honey, go help your brother."

"I have one more week of school, then it's summer vacation."

"Just because the weather's nice, everyone expects you to be out all day, frolicking."

"Unfortunately, my dad's idea of a perfect summer is the opposite of mine."

"The real problem is, me and my dad have nothing in common."

"Sad? Are you crazy?"

"I'm going to play video games all summer. It's going to be awesome."

"In three months? A lot can happen in three months."

"I pity him."

"Of course you're not prepared."

"[Name] claims to wear a special cologne, but everyone knows he just never washes."

"Help me! Help me!"

"Isn't that your brother?"

"Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed? That is so cute."

"News flash: I don't care."

"I'm going on a world tour with my band."

"If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets."

"She was trying to act cool, but I know she was into me."

"'Cute's' underlined three times!"

"That's the kiss of death. 'Friend'. That sucks!"

"...My dad has this crazy idea that physical exercise is normal."

"Our boys probably won't even get up 'til noon."

"I'm sorry. Did you say something?"

"It's the first day of vacation. Did you think I'd just lie around all day?"

"You don't think he cares anymore?"

"We both hate it. But we can't stop reading it!"

"You're my BFF... Best Father Forever!"

"Vacation is on!"

"I'm going to be late for work."

"Are you really going to sit inside all day and play video games?"

"Are you... sweating?"

"Yeah, I just finished up some sports... playing."

"Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on."

"You're now a Level Nine Necromancer!"

"That's it! No more video games for the rest of the summer!"

"You can't do that!"

"I'm unplugging it!"

"You think this is funny?"

"Ha! Guess who's the laugher now?! Me! I'm the laugher!"

"I'm going to work on my battle diorama."

"You can't take away everything they love and disappear downstairs."

"What are we going to do, play Twisted Warlock all day?"

"I hate to say it, but we have absolutely nothing in common."

"Trust me, hanging out together is no fun for either of us."

"You always complain that your father never spent enough time with you when you were young. Now you're doing the same thing."

"Be the father you wish your father had been."

"We get to spend the whole day together!"

"I'm so glad you all decided to become founding members of the Reading Is Fun Club!"

"I'm not so sure these qualify as literature."

"You think I want to do this? My summer's turned into a nightmare."

"You should come with me to the country club!"

"Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah!"

"Hello? Pickup or delivery?"

"I'll call every number it could be until I get the right one."

"... Okay, listen up, '[Name]', I don't know who you are... but if you call again, I'll reach through the phone, and..."

"Come on! We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi!"

"Dad's really into Civil War reenactments, which are basically a bunch of grown men dressed as soldiers running around in muddy fields."

"I didn't get to carry a gun. I had the honor of being Bugle Boy."

"It's spring, 1861!"

"No, we need the element of surprise!"

"It's a reenactment! We won!"

"My mom's taking me to the country club. She said I could invite you."

"Let's crack open Little Women and see what's up with the girls."

"[Name], you call that a push-up?"

"The nice weather really brought people out."

"Care for a smoothie?"

"This is crowded?"

"And you didn't think maybe you should tell me that?"

"I thought you were going to call me."

"Wow. Somebody looks like they actually had fun."

"Just the guy I'm looking for."

"My office is offering a summer internship, and I signed you up for it!"

"You got me a non-paying job?"

"How long till we go home?"

"What? You got a job?"

"Our son got himself a job!"

"We played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii, it's the same thing."

"They'll let anyone in this place."

"Have either of you actually played tennis before?"

"The printer messed up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen."

"What does that have to do with me?"

"People have expectations. Everything has to be perfect!"

"You'll never understand what it's like to be pretty."

"Can you drive me home later?"

"Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away!"

"Not bad for the first day of my fake job."

"You know, you having a job doesn't pass the smell test."

"I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers."

"That one camping trip we took as kids, you cried the whole time."

"You know what? You should join the Wilderness Explorers."

"Everybody wants to join the best of the best."

"Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog."

"You should get your boys a dog."

"I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions."

"I don't really have a job."

"I can't bring the guest. I am the guest."

"I think this is more of a family decision."

" I always thought I wanted a dog, but... I'm having second thoughts."

"Go around the back!"

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Where's the nearest loo, mate? Mustered up a wee little tinkle!"

"Wow! You can hold your breath a really long time!"

"Would you like another smoothie?"

"I'm very serious. Two orders of fries... vanilla shake, extra thick..."

"I got invited! You got a problem?"

"I told him to keep a low profile."

"Don't go over there."

"Excuse me. What time does the snack bar close?"

"What am I, a guidebook? Come back when you're drowning."

"There's no need to be mean."

"Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey!"

"Cramp! Help! Help!"

"I don't even know you! You're okay."

"We're going to the shore this weekend, and my mom said I could invite you!"

"Your father and I have something to give you."

"Are you serious? My own cell phone?"

"I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker!"

"Who wants to sing?"

"We're so far from the boardwalk."

"Why don't we play 'I Love You Because?'"

"I love you because... y-your mustache is... rrrreally..."

"How do you even win this game?"

"Who wants ice cream?"

"We like to share, it's more fun that way."

"I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant."

"Meet us back here in exactly one hour."

"I did promise [Name] we wouldn't go on any scary rides..."

"Did you hear what happened last summer?"

"In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you."

"One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands."

"One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe."

"Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down!"

"You were supposed to meet us an hour ago."

"Why are you upset? They didn't even yell at us."

"That was nothing. My parents would have screamed their heads off."

"They're disappointed in me."

"Big deal. Better than getting punished."

"Hey, where are you going to sleep?"

"I guess we're bunkmates! Hope you don't snore."

"Help. Get me out of here."

"These people are driving me crazy."

"Good morning, sleepyheads!"

"I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails?"

"I need to go to the bathroom."

"Hello? Are you hurt?"

"He has a knife!"

"I tried to explain to [Name] that I didn't mean to call 9-1-1..."

"I'm starting to think he's a bad influence."

"Actually... I'm not going to the country club today."

"[Name] isn't going, and I can't get in without him."

"Sneak yourself in, and then sneak me in."

"Aren't you going to say hello?"

"How rude of me. Hello."

"I didn't expect to see you here."

"Maybe I'll catch up with you later?"

"My parents don't want me to invite you anymore."

"I thought if I lied, I wouldn't hurt your feelings."

"Are you talking to yourself?"

"You don't understand because you're just a little kid."

"I'm not scared. That's crazy!"

"I'm sorry. I don't understand."

"Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out. It's nice to cool off in here."

"I was going to get ice cream. Want to join me?"

"I am not the kind of person who likes skinny dipping..."

"I'm pretty sure that was the first and last time I'll ever go on the high dive."

"Why are you hugging me when [Name] isn't here to see it?! Get off me!"

"I'm already in enough trouble."

"Don't let him have that! Don't eat that!"

"I think you have a lying problem."

"I didn't lie about coming to the club today! We didn't even talk today."

"And how do you keep getting in here without me?"

"I don't care whether you're a member... but why sneak in?"

"I wanted to hang out with you."

"I gave you my phone number. Why not just call me?"

"I'm freaking out! The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled..."

"Now what do I do for music? Whistle?"

"What kind of music do they play?"

"[Name], you are going to owe me the rest of your life."

"Löded Diper activate."

"You have her favorite song?"

"She wants you in tuxes."

"You're ignoring everything I'm saying, aren't you?"

"Don't worry, little bro. It's going to be a good show. The best."

"How can you stand to be near me when I lied?"

"I'm a liar! You can never trust me again."

"The sacred bond of our friendship is broken."

"I get it. You didn't want to hurt my feelings."

"It was actually pretty fun. Now we can say we've really lived."

"I've always wanted to be a roadie!"

"I'll drop you off at the way to the office, okay?"

"If my dad finds out I don't really have a job, my life won't be worth living."

"The thing is, I'm using so many identities, I'm having trouble keeping track of them."

"This bill is five times the normal amount."

"That is not my son."

"Hey! You forgot your sunblock."

"Your son racked up a lot of charges on my account."

"What? He works here. Tell him."

"There must be some mistake. We don't employ minors."

"Do you not work here?"

"$260 worth of smoothies?! What were you thinking?"

"Aren't you going to yell at me? Aren't you mad?"

"I don't lie about where I am anymore."

"They're going to send you there."

"You can't go to Spag Union! I don't want to go to school without you!"

"This is where my troops set up!"

"Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping."

"You all know the story of the muddy hand, don't you?"

"It is not stormy."

"I don't like this story."

"How can a hand move by itself?"

"I can't stop making you mad at me."

"Look, everybody messes up. Even me... but I'm not afraid to admit it when I do."

"There are two types of people in the world: predators... and prey."

"Don't make things worse."

"I've been ensnared by my own handiwork."

"I'll signal you if anything happens."

"A refrigerator? Ready-made meals?"

"You will always be remembered for your bravery."

"Daddy needs a new fur hat!"

"Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

"Who's there? Show yourself!"

"Someone from your troop violated our campsite."

"That was a thousand dollar tent!"

"I can't let them take the fall for me."

"Shut up, [Name]! Just shut up!"

"A store-bought s'mores maker?"

"I'm going to report this to the Wilderness Committee."

"I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike."

"It can't be happening!"

"I have to say, I didn't expect the Wilderness weekend to work out so well."

"You're on in 30 minutes."

"Relax! My brother was working on the pyrotechnics all day, it's gonna kick butt."

"Leave the rocking to us, okay? It's what we do."

"There's even a chocolate fountain!"

"What are you doing? You two are roadies."

"On my signal, press that red button, okay?"

"This song goes out to a very special little lady."

"Why aren't they in tuxes? They were supposed to wear tuxes!"

"I need to dazzle her."

"Maybe I could call you next week and we could hang?"

"People will definitely remember this."

"Hey! Who's hungry?"

"You can’t have those colors on in here."

"You hear my brother, bozo?"

"You better stay down, you rotten fuck."

"I mean, it can’t be love. It must just be stupidity."

"Well, I changed. I have."

"Well, I didn’t know the guys or anything, so I went there, and I never felt so out of place in all my life."

"Hey there, beautiful. You need a man?"

"You’re the best."

"They call me Cockroach."

"And why'd they call you a stupid name like that?"

"‘Cause I like to eat bugs, you know?"

"Well, that’s disgusting. I gotta go."

"You wanna come live with me?"

"I-I have to get home."

"[Name], you don’t wanna go out with him."

"I mean, I have to admit, it took my breath away."

"If my boyfriend gets back from work and you’re still sittin’ there, he’s gonna be pissed."

"I told him to leave, but he wouldn’t leave."

"Five weeks later, I married him."

"Tell them guys to get their bikes off the grass."

"I mean, my ex in-laws live right across the street."

"Hey, so, uh, tell me more about [Name]."

"You know, [Name]'s not like the rest of these guys."

"I mean, [s]he’s not a-a square or nothin’, but [Name]'s got a good job, you know?"

"But, I mean, he’s got a family."

"Hey. What do you mean by, um, [Name] was watching TV?"

"But everyone wants to be part of somethin’."

"I can’t explain it to my parents."

"These guys don’t belong nowhere else, so they belong together, you know?"

"They think it leads to somethin’ obscene. I don’t know why, but, uh…"

"Can you think of anyone better than us?"

"Do you know when [s]he joined the club?"

"The whole point of these guys is that they can’t follow rules, you know."

"Now, you get thrown in jail, or you need bail, you call here."

"You know, this is our club."

"You know, we are all friends here."

"Hey, you said if any of us disagrees with ya, we could challenge ya, so… so, I guess I’m challengin’ ya."

"Well, I don’t wanna kill ya."

"I mean, the thing about [Name], he wasn’t always bigger than the other guys, but he was always meaner."

"You broke my damn finger."

"My mother said I was gonna be the greatest man alive."

"Get the hell out of the street, kid."

"There’s somethin’ in his head, it's wrong, you know."

"When he gets drunk, he’s just like me. Otherwise, he thinks different."

"Ain’t you supposed to be takin’ pictures?"

"So what you got that microphone for all the time, then?"

"They took him ’cause he’s a clean-cut, all-American boy."

"‘Cause if you can’t work with your fuckin’ hands, you ain’t no fuckin’ good."

"I work hard for my money, you know?"

"I didn’t scratch your fuckin’ scooter, man."

"You wanna get salty, motherfucker? I’ll get salty!"

"Your boyfriends are gettin’ into trouble."

"Baby, please don’t go down to New Orleans."

"[Name], no, stop, stop."

"You know how to time stuff pretty good, huh?"

"I saw you squarin’ off with them guys."

"Yeah, you and me, kid."

"Half them guys in there are candy-ass."

"Can you walk with that thing?"

"You left me one beer out of a whole case of bottles."

"Get these bikes off my yard!"

"I mean, ’cause they got no place to go, see?"

"I used to be respectable."

"You know, my dad always told me it takes a lot to make a man cry. An awful lot, you know."

"Well, I’ve seen my father cry."

"You don’t see that guy shed a tear."

"He didn’t want to lose his foot."

"I mean, all he could think about was ridin’ his stupid motorcycle."

"I don’t want any trouble here."

"This is my bar. I own it."

"Send a few guys, make it so they can’t walk no more."

"They’re scared of us."

"You know, that’s a lot of power for one guy to have."

"I mean, that can really mess with your noodle."

"Would you care for a cocktail?"

"I’d like a very dry martini."

"Who you callin’ a queen?"

"He is out of it. He can’t walk."

"You know, they’re real worried about ya."

"Oh, you always gotta have these guys around to hear everything?"

"You know exactly who I’m talkin’ about."

"You can’t have him."

"The club can’t have him. He’s mine."

"One way or another, it’ll kill him."

"What am I supposed to do about it?"

"Well, I know you love him. I love him, too."

"Oh, you got anything more to say?"

"I’m sick of that mouth on you."

"Stop it! You’re gonna kill him!"

"Don’t you ever come back here! Don’t you ever!"

"Somebody told me you’re the guy I need to talk to."

"Heard there was a big picnic, wanted to check it out."

"Heard you’re the man in charge."

"You were in the army?"

"I wanted to be in the army."

"You are an undesirable character. We don’t want you."

"It means a lot, you comin’ out here all banged up like that, you know?"

"I can’t run this club forever."

"You know, I’m gonna have to find somebody, uh… to take it over, you know."

"This is my family."

"You’re a grown-up, man. You got a house. You got a job."

"So, why the hell are you way out here?"

"They brought me out here to fuck him up."

"I smell something, is all I’m saying."

"You know, I understand. He’s a scary guy."

"I thought I could change him, you know?"

"They won’t take the flowers you sent over there."

"I offered him good money, too, you know? But he wouldn’t, he wouldn’t…"

"I ain’t a kid. I’m 20."

"Will you just come look at our bikes?"

"So we, uh… we scrapped all the pieces ourselves."

"Look, we’ll do whatever we gotta do. All right?"

"If you want us to rob someone, we’ll rob ’em."

"You want this pretty bad, huh, kid?"

"You gotta leave your friends behind."

"What, you leave your friends behind like that?"

"I can’t really take it anymore."

"Listen, man. I’m warning you."

"Boy, look at that dress. I bet I’d look good in that dress."

"He’s lucky I wasn’t mad, you know?"

"I captured you. You go when I say you can go."

"I always wanted to be a motorcycle cop."

"You say you’re quittin’?"

"All right, let’s get him loaded in the car."

"Come on. Up you get."

"We’re gonna take care of you."

"I’m worried when they find out, they’ll fuckin’ kill me."

"You got a pistol, right?"

"I can’t live like this no more."

"You weren’t there. You didn’t see it."

"Well, you know, I think this time I would go nuts."

"Who’d even wanna look at you?"

"Yeah, I was thinkin’ we’d go someplace, you know?"

"Give me the pistol."

"We’re done with you runnin’ things."

"What, you mean like my marriages?"

"What? What is that, German?"

"It’s gettin’ fuckin’ cold out there."

"I heard they started runnin’ drugs down from Canada. You know, gambling, prostitution, you name it. I mean, I heard they even murder people."

"What happened to all the guys?"

"We moved down here to Florida."

"We’re real good. We’re happy."

"Then he starts getting mad. He starts yelling at me."

"He used to act bad-- used to, but he quit it."

"He grew up with no one to love."

"He don’t hang around with the gang no more."

"Please, I’m sorry, don’t you know?"

"I never seen the trouble caused all by just one dance."

 "Just leave in the middle of the night."

"Well, it's the worst time of the day once again."

"You shouldn't talk about [Name] like that."

"Mm, taking out the trash, taking out the trash."

"Hmm, dumpster writing! The voice of the people."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Do you know what this word means?"

"Uh, isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"

"Hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers."

"Hello, [Name]. Lovely [dolphin chirp] day we're having isn't it?"

"My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation."

"It tingles when I laugh."

"Hello, customers. Nice [dolphin chirp] day we're havin', huh?"

"I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter-mouth convention."

"I don't understand. That guy's talented. He doesn't have to work blue."

"Let's go somewhere more family oriented."

"I'm never eating here again."

"All hands on deck! Batten the front doors!"

"Break out the happy snacks!"

"Apparently the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and [Name] just said it over the intercom."

"Well, what was it? What did he say?"

"There ain't nothin' fancy about that word!"

"That's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use."

"I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again."

"Classy sophisticates like us should not stain our lips with cursing."

"I-I-I didn't mean... you gotta understand."

"What I meant to say... some things just slip out. You gotta understand!"

"Please don't tell!"

"I can run faster than you!"

"Well, let's just say he said a certain 'word' that you said he shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't be said."

"Uh, right. What was that part about the, uh... who, now?"

"He said that word that you said he shouldn't!"

"Now, I'm gonna let go of your lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what you need to tell me. Understand?"

"Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed!"

"You [two] need to be taught a lesson."

"What's going to happen to us?"

"We'll probably get 40 lashes!"

"We will be good citizens."

"From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips."

"No, please! Not my mommy!"

"Wait! Please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!"

"Oh, dear! My poor, old heart."

"You two should be ashamed! Makin' an old lady faint with your sailor talk!"

"What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to ya?!"

"You should all be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors."

"Remember when you liked me?"

"Remember when you were nice to me?"

"Remember when you hated me?"

"Wow! You still have that?"

"I didn't know it meant that much to you."

"I still think about you."

"You look the same."

"You look different."

"I almost didn't know it was you."

"I haven't been to your place in years."

"You haven't been to my place in years."

"Do you ever think about the day we met?"

"Do you remember being kids?"

"I've missed you."

"You're just as gorgeous as the day we met."

"I used to be taller."

"I believe you owe me an apology."

"I still don't understand why you cut me off."

"I still don't understand why you did that."

"I believe I owe you an apology."

"How's your dad?"

"How's your mom?"

"Do you still live here?"

"Ever think about breaking into your old house, just to see what they did with it?"

"I used to have this exact {toy/item/jacket/etc}!"

"You haven't worn your hair like that in a long time."

"You always used to wear a hat."

"I thought you hated dresses!"

"Hey, this was our song!"

"You should stay over. Like the old times."

"They discontinued these a while back, but I saved one."

"The packaging looks different now."

"I almost couldn't find you!"

"Are you sure you used to live here?"

"{Name}! We were kids together. Remember?"

"Time hasn't treated you kindly."

"Oh, {Name}, hi! You've aged well!"

"You work here now?"

"You're out of jail?"

"Don't think I'll forgive you for what you did."

"Can we be good? It was a long time ago. I've changed."

"I can't do that anymore."

"I don't like that anymore."

"I used to hate this! Now it's my favorite {food/song/book/movie/etc.}"

"I miss your old {hair/glasses/house/etc.}"

"You've been working out!"

"No fair! I used to be faster than you!"

Make sure you specify who muse A and B are when you send them!

Our muses find abandoned ducklings and decide to save them.

Muse A gets caught trespassing in muse B's yard.

I would like an ice skating starter.

I would like a roller skating starter.

I would like a swimming starter.

Muse A accidentally destroys the art piece that muse B has been working on.

Muse A accidentally breaks muse B's precious item.

Muse A was going to pet-sit for someone, and needs muse B as backup.

Our muses accidentally get locked in a shed and have to get out.

Our muses get locked out of the house.

Our muses get locked out of their car.

Our muses' car breaks down.

Muse A wants muse B to stop smoking.

Muse A wants muse B to stop drinking.

Our muses overslept for their wedding.

Our muses overslept for their vacation.

Our muses have been fired from work.

Muse A gave muse B a bad haircut.

Muse A stole muse B's food.

Muse A is wearing a new perfume/cologne that muse B can't stand.

Muse A and muse B compare heights. Muse B is pissed.

Our muses go to an escape room.

Our muses go to a horror maze.

Muse A sits next to muse B on a plane. They are strangers.

Muse A sits next to muse B on a plane. They have not seen each other in a long time.

Muse A tries to teach muse B magic.

Muse A tries to teach muse B to read.

Muse A tries to teach muse B to use a gun.

Muse A gets caught shoplifting by muse B.

Our muses go to a convention.

Muse A is mad at muse B for talking during a movie.

Muse A is mad that muse B keeps coughing on them.

Muse A is hitchhiking, and muse B picks them up.

Muse A stole muse B's boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/spouse, and muse B found out.

Our muses meet for the first time after finding out that the person they were dating was cheating on both of them.

Muse A gives muse B a makeover.

Muse A drags muse B to a party they don't want to go to.

Muse A tries to convince muse B to go on a ride/slide/sledding hill that muse B is too afraid to go on.

Muse A finds old pictures of muse B's family.

Muse A gets caught snooping through muse B's room.

Muse A is mad that their pet likes muse B better than them.

Muse A forgets to say happy birthday to muse B.

Muse A forgets muse B's birthday present.

Muse A shows up to muse B's wedding wearing white.

Muse A apologizes because they used to bully muse B in school.

Our muses take a wrong turn and get stuck in a weird town.

Our muses, in disguises, try to sneak back into a restaurant one or both of them were banned from.

Muse A tries to sneak into a restaurant they were banned from. Muse B works there.

Our muses dress in the same outfit as an in-joke.

Muse A dresses as muse B to annoy them.

Muse A confronts muse B about not being invited to the cookout.

Our muses are online friends who are meeting for the first time.

Our muses are enemies online, but friends in real life, and don't know it.

"I ain't sayin' you ain't pretty!"

"All I'm saying is I'm not ready."

"We'll both live a lot longer if you live without me."

"So, goodbye, I'll be leavin'."

"Today could be the end of me."

"Don't leave me here, time is running out!"

"Be a man, get yourself a trenchcoat."

"I'm feeling crazy, can you get me a gun?"

"I hate you. I hate you!"

"I don't like my mind."

"A whole cake, all for me. And then I get sick and throw up."

"Don't think I could forgive you."

"Don't think I could believe you."

"I gave you space, I was polite!"

"Secretly wished you'd invited me."

"You're hiding something big from me."

"I should've listened, but that won't happen again."

"I'd be good to him."

"How blind can he be?"

"Someday he will see."

"I've got bills I gotta pay."

"I've got mouths I've gotta feed."

"She said she gonna leave me if I don't come home with fifty-thousand."

"Neighbor damn dog done crapped on my lawn!"

"Never make a pretty woman your wife."

"Don't let your friends say you have no taste."

"I saw your wife the other day."

"You can't blame him."

"He's bein' untrue, but I'm cheatin' him too."

"Make me happy, or just let me be!"

"You know I'm so awkward, and I ain't no good."

"Don't try to understand me."

"Yes, I'm really, really happy with him."

"I always, baby, I was always— well, almost always true to you."

"I would never steal a kiss!"

"How about another drink? Or maybe just a snack?"

"Don't leave me alone with her."

"I can't stop buzzing for you!"

"Are we here?"

"Is it out of my hands?"

"Am I out of my head?"

"I play nice to my girl..."

"And here I am, just missing you again."

"I don't ever wanna hear that song again."

"No, I'm not scared. I wait for you."

"Hey, [Name], it's lonely, come here."

"Hey, [Name], I'm lonely, come home."

"Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here, [Name], but it's really not my home."

"I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne!"

"Oh, [Name], get out your cane, and I'll put on some silver."

"Oh, you're a mean old daddy, but I like you."

"I like you, I like you, I like you!"

"We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe, have fun tonight."

"Your boyish reassurance is not reassuring."

"If you go to her, don't expect to come home to me."

"I can't get you off my mind."

"I want you, and you want something more beautiful."

"If you don't like how I look, then leave."

"You might get wet, I'd be upset!"

"You might get the sneezes, or nasty diseases!"

"Take good care when I'm not there."

"I'm still in love with you!"

"You be a good patient."

"I worry so each time I go!"

"Let's dance!"

"Don't get in a fistfight! That pretty face can't be replaced."

"No need to fear— when you're not here, I'm still in love with you."

"Everybody, dance!"

"Sounding good, sugar!"

"Don't make a fuss, you need to trust me."

"Because you're so gorgeous, you need to be cautious."

"You have a fun time, soak up that sunshine, but don't drink too much wine!"

"I know what you're thinking, so I won't be drinking."

"Young man, I think you're dying."

"Where's your mother?"

"Fall down dead."

"Kill for the thrill, cut it, stick it where ya got 'em!"

"Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head."

"I wish you were here, I wish you'd make my bed!"

"Wanna have your baby, but I'm so, so slow."

"You're my best friend. Now I've got no one to tell."

"Golly gee, what have you done to me?"

"You're pouting in your sleep."

"You and I, we are nothing alike."

"I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me."

"How can a person like me care for you?"

"How could a person like you bring me joy?"

"And I am happy now, living without you."

"Some adults, they never learn."

"You people are all the same."

"Slow learning is kinda your thing."

"You do you, I'll do me."

"Different individuals are specialized for particular tasks..."

"My mother says I should have more responsibility, as I'm nearly 31."

"You know, where I come from, none of the girls have such foul tongues."

"Guess I was wrong, because you've fled."

"Everyone loves you, you know."

"Would you let me lead?"

"Don't you dare dip me!"

"When I was a boy, I learned not to cry."

"My daddy would scream. I learned how to hide."

"If you ever change your mind, touch me. And then teach me how to cry."

"I don't wanna grow up."

"Makes me wish that I could be a dog."

"Seems like folks turn into things that they'd never want."

"I don't want my hair to fall out."

"Don't believe a word from them, you'll be okay."

"You can't afford to show your face."

"I won't grieve for you."

"It's the trial of a year, and he hasn't a tear to waste."

"You have been sentenced to death... for being yourself!"

"I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry."

"Sometimes I miss your stupid face!"

"I want you to tell me why you walked out on me."

"Walk right back to me this minute."

"You break into my house, I'll break into your house."

"Screw it, screw it, screw it!"

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm saving up to buy them all."

"I'm saving up to buy a boat big enough to sail us home."

"Oh, my love... we're destined to demise."

"It don't matter, what matters is now."

"One day I'll know what makes you tick."

"Light them up and set 'em loose!"

"Don't be a fool with your life."

"Come back and make me your wife."

"[Name], don't be a hero."

"She should be proud he died that way."

"I heard she threw that letter away."

"We're so sorry if we caused you any pain."

"We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day."

"Live a little, get around!"

"So, you're the boy I've heard so much about."

"Father, you don't understand."

"I'm not after your throne or jewels."

"I just want your daughter's heart, you fool."

"Please, sir, let me say something on my behalf."

"Please open both your ears! There is something not right here!"

"Did you think I'd just sit back and let this slide?"

"Well, she loves me back."

"I've always been a ladies' man, and I don't have to brag."

"Dance your last dance, party girl."

"I've got plans for you, so just dance your last dance."

"Tigers can be tamed."

"Listen up, boys: here's a taste of your own medicine!"

"Hold your head up, you silly girl."

"Look what you've done!"

"Take a good look around you."

"Help yourself to a bit of what's all around you."

"Don't forget me."

"I could love you, but why begin it?"

"There's a weddin' ring on my finger."

"You're the one girl in town I'd marry."

"Take me to your leader! I would like to have a couple words."

"How do humans keep on getting worse?"

"We're doomed!"

"You mock the way I talk, and I might be a little bit behind..."

"Does being human mean pretending to be something you're not?!"

"I'd go back to space, but they've invaded out there too."

"Wanna go home. Where is home though?"

"I'm over trying to fit in."

"How do I be one of you?"

"Me, I resign my love."

"Mama, may I go out dancing?"

"How can I keep him in his place if his manner becomes a shade unproper?"

"That agony is your triumph."

"Oh, no. Are we in a MUSICAL?!"

"I'm SO not a villain, I have zero evil plans!"

"I wanna shower you with gifts, 'cause I'm selfless and sweet!"

"Come on, do not fall for this."

"Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen."

"Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil."

"I totally won't have you executed immediately."

"It's been a long time, I remember you well."

"You are nervy when you sing that song!"

"In a world of high-rise ambition, most peoples' motives are ulterior."

"Where did my life go wrong?"

"I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence."

"Could we fix you if you broke?"

"Will you ever talk again?"

"We're living in a bad dream!"

"Good for you. You're learning how to smile."

"You're beautiful when you trust yourself."

"You know you're enough."

"You're learning how to love."

"He scratched our names out of all of his letters!"

"Our mother should have just named you Laika."

"When Daddy comes home, you always start a fight."

"You must be crazy, and you got no money..."

"Whatever you're saying, I want it anyway."

"You could be kinder."

"I'd like to know you."

"But, baby, you look like any common crook."

"While you assess me, why not try to impress me?"

"I'd like to know you, but I'm not really social."

"Why do you sing to everybody but me?"

"If you can't see it, you're blind."

"Why do you kiss everybody but me?"

"Be my accomplice to my crime."

"You'll never face a judge without me."

"Run 'cause we're guilty as sin."

"We'll be outlaws! We'll take on the world."

Remember to specify which character it is for if you are sending them to a multimuse!

If your muse was going to change their name, what would they change it to?

If your muse was going to describe their feelings toward themself in flower language, which flowers would they pick and why?

Is there a song that your muse HATES? What is it?

Does your muse take any medication? What is it for?

How does your muse feel about their younger self? Do they like them, hate them? Do they think they've made them proud? Do they regret the person they've become?

Does your muse have any allergies or food sensitivities? To what? How do they feel about it?

If your muse was going to dress as a certain aesthetic from a different time period, what would it be like?

Does your muse ever get "nostalgic" for a time or place they haven't experienced? What is it?

How does your muse react to inclement weather? Are they someone who prepares, do they not care, or do they throw caution to the wind and go view the storm?

If your muse could say one thing to someone they've lost or let down, what would they tell them?

If your muse has exes, do they still have feelings for any of them? How did they break up?

What is your muse's favorite memory of a holiday? What makes it stand out?

If your muse had to dye their hair or fur a different color, what color would it be?

Is your muse insecure about anything regarding their body? What is it?

What is your muse's favorite physical trait of theirs?

If "eyes are the window to the soul", what do your muse's eyes say about them? What do they think their eyes say about them? Are they correct?

Has your muse ever faced their biases and changed their views for the better?

Anything contradictory about them? What?

Do they have a library card?

Does your muse have any intellectual or physical disabilities?

What is your muse's favorite historical time period to learn about?

Is there a song that you put in your muse's playlist that is not something you would typically listen to?

How strongly do they value life? Are some lives more valuable to them than others? Do they kill bugs?

Is your muse better represented by fight, flight, or freeze?

If your muse is vegetarian or vegan, what made them choose to be?

Is your muse religious? What religion are they? How do they practice it?

If your muse could relive or replay ONE memory from their past, what would it be? Write it out or just describe it.

How does your muse feel about the place they live? Hate it? Neutral? Patriotic?

Do they have any skills that feel more like someone else's dream than theirs?

Does your character have any guilty pleasures or activities that they enjoy in private but refuse to go public about for one reason or another? What are they?

Is there a specific type of person that your muse is just instantly endeared to, or prefers the company of more than others? Why?

How does your muse view respect? Is everyone inherently worthy of it, or does it have to be earned?

If your muse has had their appearance altered in a significant way, what do they like about it? What bothers them about it? Do they wish they could go back?

If your muse could make a promise to themself, what would it be?

If your muse could make a promise to another character (or someone else's muse - tag them!) what would it be?

Who was their favorite person in their formative years?

"Nobody in their right minds could believe me."

"At exactly 8: 15 this morning... No, wait."

"You don't have to look for anything."

"It's Friday the 13th. Ready?"

"Female, blond. Natural, of course."

"I don't remember what I weigh, but I'm watching it."

"Gorgeous hair, gorgeous teeth, gorgeous eyes, gorgeous eyelashes."

"He's what you call neat. Not 'neat-terrific', neat-neat."

"He is so neat it's revolting."

"A perfect person and a creep."

"Don't come busting in without knocking."

"So? Come on, beat it. Get out of here."

"Yesterday I was made captain for today's playoff game."

"The hair's too short, but I've seen worse."

"Unfortunately, ever since a little incident that happened a while ago, [Name] leaves me alone."

"Mom and I haven't been hitting it off well."

"It's not that I don't love her. I do."

"Everybody knows mothers are sweet and kind and lovely and gentle and..."

"I don't go for that eggs and bacon stuff."

"I want you to be healthy."

"It was gonna be a surprise. You think I should've told her?"

"You just show up looking beautiful, as usual."

"It's my room. I should be able to keep it the way I want to."

"Nothing very complimentary could be said about [Name]."

"Have you seen how she dresses lately?"

"Would you like to know where I have to go this afternoon?"

"I'm sure you can handle it, dear."

"She's also on my back to get my hair trimmed."

"Mothers don't understand what a person goes through."

"I can't eat what I want, wear what I want, keep my hair and nails the way I want!"

"You're always pushing me, telling me what to do. How come nobody ever gets to tell YOU what to do?"

"I wish I could switch places with her for just one day."

"That's not my voice."

"Hey, what's the matter with you?"

"Good grief. What am I doing here?"

"Could I trouble you for a dime, dear?"

"Please, if this is some kind of a joke, I don't have any time."

"No, it's very important. Would you take a look?"

"She wants to know if you're feeling all right."

"Today I want her to enjoy every minute."

"You guys are my friends, right?"

"I feel I can speak with you as adults."

"You're intelligent enough to grasp exactly what I have to say to you right now."

"That is about the most revolting concoction I've ever put inside my mouth."

"Give me a pack of menthols, please."

"Okay, what'll it be, lover boy?"

"Cooking's not my thing today."

"Hon, I want you to do something for me for the ceremony."

"Better bring me a change of wardrobe for tonight."

"You're right about your hair. My mom had mine all hacked off."

"How can you expect me to sympathize about your horrible, mean mother?"

"You're holding up everything."

"I could tell by your walk."

"Wait a minute. I've never had champagne."

"Well, I wish you'd stop it. Everybody's staring."

"You look crazy, talking to yourself and waving your hands around."

"Something wrong with her noggin?"

"Oh, ain't that so cute?"

"If it doesn't want to go, you make it go."

"Wait! There's too much racket!"

"Couldn't you pick some other day to break down?"

"What was the matter when Mom was around?"

"Well, slow down, Mack. Who is this, anyway?"

"You better drive down and pick up booze."

"As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop."

"Forget that silly game. It's not like you."

"And extreme caution should be taken to avoid any outside light for fear of ruining the exposed film."

"What about the windows? You want me to get the shades?

"I said, 'good morning'!"

"You ruined that precious outfit."

"Let's take a look and see what's going on!"

"That sweet thing, trying to be helpful."

"When I came to work for you, there were a couple of things we agreed upon I don't do."

"There's something wrong with my machine."

"A kid without discipline is the fault of the mother and the father."

"Listen, I need the hair drier."

"But do you know who's drinking your gin?!"

"Sorry I missed it. Sounds like it was a blast."

"The big hockey game's today. Everyone's counting on you."

"I think I do feel a sick headache coming on."

"Well, if you fired her, you fired her."

"Do make yourself extremely comfortable."

"Say, I bet you do great for a lady."

"Today you made us all look like dummies."

"What do you want me to do? Pretend I didn't know?"

"My fault. I just owe Mary Kay a hair drier and a window."

"And I wish I were 20 years younger, or something like that, I guess."

"You'll just have to perform without me."

"Perform without you?!"

"Well, I told you. I'm not the same person today."

"Don't worry. I'm all right. Don't worry about me."

"How come you didn't bring the car?"

"Quit griping, will you?"

"All right, give me that broomstick, and get out of my way!"

"I'm trying to tell you why [Name] hates you."

"I can't help what I look like."

"Well, why don't you hate her back?"

"But you can't hate someone and love them."

"Male chauvinist pig."

"A male chauvinist pig is a husband who spends three months taking bows for a shindig he's gonna throw, and he gives his wife three hours to save his skin."

"My father is an extremely devoted family man."

"Dangerous lady to lock horns with, if you know what I mean."

"It's just a bit chilly in here, don't you think?"

"Look at me. Aren't I revolting?"

"I thought I'd get my hair done and my nails."

"I wondered if I could borrow your credit cards with a note of authorization."

"How would you like to babysit a small boy and a turkey?"

"Just don't touch it, whatever you do."

"Isn't that sort of a sissy thing to do?"

"She's sometimes a bit of a flaky chick, that's all."

"Will you run that by me in plain English, please?"

"Are you an attentive mother?"

"With all due respect, [Name], do you consider yourself an able parent?"

"You are loving to your daughter, aren't you?"

"Tell me, is there trouble between you and your husband?"

"The chocolate gets blended with the egg whites and brandy."

"It's nice to see you looking dirty."

"You clean up the walls. You clean up the body."

"Exploded mousse and burnt turkey!"

"Honey, you just let me handle this end of it, will you?"

"Let's make this a creative enterprise."

"Don't start that. I've been bragging for weeks."

"Try and understand. I need your help desperately."

"There are a few kooky things you should know."

"You're right. I don't believe you."

"I'm not my mother."

"I think you're crazy."

"I am a fruitcake."

"My job may depend on this deal."

"Stop this thing! I want to get off!"

"Coming through, fellows!"

"Watch out, lady. What are you doing?"

"Right now, I'm so glad to be me again."

"I am so much smarter than I thought. And so much dumber."

"Your family is a bunch of comedians."

"Darling, all's well that ends well."

"You're being less than direct with me."

"You don't think she's what they call a bad seed, do you?"

"I like a more level-headed woman like you."

"Look, did I or did I not force you into the water?"

"Can you drop us off?"

"I've got to get started on my motorcycle campaign."

"When I was a boy, I used to love ice-skating."

"As long as we're comparing, I'd like to be in your shoes."

"Hold it right there! Hey, why you runnin'?"

"Don't freak out. It's a bruise."

"Can I just say right off the bat, this is a big mistake."

"Would you like a piece of cake?"

"Now, that is a fine pair of shoes."

"This will never hold up in court!"

"We share the room. How do you know that's not mine?"

"I could send you to jail, and I would not lose one bit of sleep over it."

"Uh, well, I never have been to camp before."

"So, uh, where's the lake?"

"Hey, what did I just tell you? Don't be a wise guy."

"What's with the sunflower seeds, man?"

"I give up smokin'."

"Go ahead, start running. I won't stop you."

"I wouldn't waste a bullet on you."

"You are to dig one hole each day."

"You need to keep alert for lizards and... rattlesnakes."

"You don't bother them, they won't bother you... usually."

"Being bit by a rattler ain't the worst thing that can happen to you."

"I just want you to know that you may have done some bad things, but that does not make you a bad kid."

"I'm Dr. [Name], your counselor."

"Start that touchy-feely crap, I'm outta here."

"He's just been in a bad mood since he quit smokin'."

"They all have their little nicknames, but I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by."

"What I told you about leaving that thing right there, man?"

"There's nothing goin' on in his stupid little head."

"It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor."

"This is where you sit. Sit down."

"I don't understand what type of person steals from homeless children."

"You're no fan of mine."

"Doesn't matter how... how smart you are."

"If the Warden like what you find, you get the rest of the day off."

"Her head's as empty as a flowerpot."

"I would like your permission to marry your daughter."

"Keep your hands off of me, man!"

"Which pig weighs more?"

"You can keep my pig as wedding present."

"He's a mole. I think he eats the dirt."

"Get yourself a good sleep, son."

"What color was his blood?"

"The food's great. Not as good as yours, of course, but I like it."

"Like me, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Aw, you miss your mommy and daddy?"

"They're glad to be rid of you."

"Look at the little fishies!"

"The ancient Egyptians knew the secrets of the onions."

"I see your friend back there wasn't so smart."

"Those peaches are the work of an angel."

"That was some lame crap you pulled."

"Look, man, you ever find anything, give it to me, you understand?"

"Why should you get a day off when you just got here?"

"What are you doing? No. I'm watching that."

"I didn't mean... I didn't mean to hit you."

"Don't look at him. He's crazy. You understand me?"

"Can I start now, your highness?"

"It's criminal the way they keep them locked up in cages."

"You think you're better than all this?"

"Do not touch my shoes!"

"Sir, you are an insult to the chemistry of smell!"

"What are you laughing at?"

"I... I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so..."

"Look at this. You see that little heart?"

"He was in my math class."

"Well, I'm gonna go show it to Mom."

"Y'all be good now, you hear?"

"There'll be steaks for dinner tonight."

"Man, don't listen to him. I read his file."

"It says he suffers from, um, acute paranoia."

"Okay, children, come back first thing in the morning."

"I built my own boat, you know."

"I tell you what, I'll fix that roof in exchange for three jars of your spiced peaches."

"How about me and you, uh, having a little picnic?"

"You know, the ancient Mesopotamians, they didn't have shovels."

"Ma'am, I think I found something."

"Are you trying to be funny? Or do you just think I'm stupid?"

"Hello, my friend, it's been a while. It's nice to see your beautiful smile."

"I ain't on stupid pills."

"I want to see some effort here, or I'll put a hurt on you."

"Lady, where you going?"

"How do you like me now?"

"Give me a kiss."

"I always get drunk before a hanging."

"If you hang him, then you better hang me, too, because I kissed him back."

"Do you still want that kiss?"

"Water's the most precious commodity on the face of the planet. All life begins with water. So, think of it this way... I'm giving you life."

"Them storms never make it past the mountains."

"Hey, he's coming back! He's coming back!"

"You better hide it."

"I stole that out of your truck."

"Hey, what are you doing, Dog?"

"You're letting the cold out."

"See, I keep 'em in line, punishment and reward."

"They think they're a step ahead of me, but I'm miles ahead of them."

"This is my special nail polish."

"All I give you is respect and affection."

"I liked you better when you smoked."

"All right, man, we thought you were dead for sure."

"You still want to learn to read?"

"Whoa. What happened to your face?"

"Something the matter with my face? Huh?"

"You know, [Name]'s not my real name."

"I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am."

"My ma had problems, but she would try so hard to make a better life for us."

"If I could, I would hire a whole team of private investigators just to find her... or to find out what happened to her."

"I used to sleep in the tunnel next to the swinging bridge."

"We have bologna and cheese, apples, and graham crackers."

"Teach him a lesson. Hit him back."

"Come on. Hit me."

"When I say to end something, I mean end it.'

"You think I was gonna shoot him?"

"The last thing we need is an investigation."

"He had nobody. He was nobody."

"Can you get into the state files from our computer?"

"I guess you never really plan to steal one or nothing, but when I walk past a really nice car..."

"I'm a little scratchy today, so you got to be sensitive with me."

"Hey, man, I'm sick and tired of you cutting in line."

"Gentlemen, there's only one law around here and that's me."

"In two weeks, we'll report he's run away."

"Maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive, too."

"Yep, that's right, man. You're doing good."

"Hold on. Let me get in front of you. Stay right there."

"Back up! You can't keep him from me."

"I don't care if you are his attorney. You have no rights, okay?"

"You got five seconds to tell me where you buried your loot!"

"You robbed every bank from hell to Houston."

"You were such a good student."

"You must have married him for his money."

"Get me a wrench! You dumb... Read my lips! Get me a wrench!"

"I ain't here to be a mechanic!"

"Aah! Don't you throw nothing at me!"

"Well, you could have tried harder."

"He broke into my cabin about an hour ago."

"I don't know what the hell they were thinking!"

"How long have they been down there? Have you tried to get them out?"

"This wouldn't have happened if he wasn't a thief."

"Thank God, you're okay! What are you doing?"

"Now, listen, you've been caught red-handed."

"I'm taking you home. Let's go."

"Get your hands off. Listen... don't."

"I'm not leaving here without him."

"What kind of a camp you running here?"

"You're in violation of your parole, carrying this weapon."

"Sit down, [Name]. You're under arrest again."

"Don't push me! I'm a lady!"

"You be careful out there in the real world, a'ight?"

"All right, boss. Everyone's not as friendly as us."

"Just let me see what's inside it, please."

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Mm-hmm. We are still family."