ꙮ The World Inverted ꙮ

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.