ꙮ The World Inverted ꙮ

bearer of the curse known as 'i find it boring when characters in historical fiction think, feel, behave and sound exactly like modern-day people'

Can’t get this on any other social media

i feel like almost nobody looks at characters they like and goes "that guy has a small dick." but you should. you should do it

When I like a character enough I gift them the best honor: tiny dick

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

I took a nap today and felt so horrible afterwards. They need to invent a form of nap that has no adverse effects