ꙮ The World Inverted ꙮ

Can’t get this on any other social media

i feel like almost nobody looks at characters they like and goes "that guy has a small dick." but you should. you should do it

When I like a character enough I gift them the best honor: tiny dick

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

I took a nap today and felt so horrible afterwards. They need to invent a form of nap that has no adverse effects

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app